Song Parodies -> "Help Me Make It To My Flight"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Make It Through the Night"

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Original Performer:

"Help Me Make It To My Flight"

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The Lyrics

Take my carry-on from me
Shake it up and watch stuff fall
Oops--I forgot that nailclipper
I'm so ashamed that I could crawl

Come and give me the shakedown
Hold me up against the light
But--please, my plane's about to leave
Help me make it to my flight

Chorus:

I do care what's right and wrong
I'm a proud American
Just don't treat me like a criminal
Like you treated that old man

Is courtesy dead and gone?
I don't have a thing to hide
I can hear the engine drone
Help me make it to my flight

I heard that big jet engine drone
Help me make it to my flight

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Phil Alexander - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Surprisingly enough, I got through two sets of plane checks yesterday and the day before... carrying a set of nail-clippers! Oh, no! I'll never feel safe in the air again ;-)

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