Uhhh… Oh no… This isn’t right

I’m in a pirate fight
And I’m full of fright
I should have took a flight
Not this cruise line (It really bites!)

I hate this pirate fight
They won’t act polite
Dental hygiene is slight
It makes me whine

Cruise… boats… are… fun (Yup!)
Unless there’s pirates then beware
You’ll pop corks and drink some Rum
Until they fight
Because they’re vermin scum

If you’re in pirate fights
You’d better run and hide
Cause they’ll cut out your eye
That won’t be fine (Not at all fine)

Yes it’s a pirate fight
I got the invite
Now I’m scared pale white
Might die tonight!

If you walk the plank
You are shark bait
The… Captain keelhauls ya!
So don’t mess with me Maties! (Argh!)
Make the Poop Deck shine seadog (Argh!)

On this cruise I’m annoyed
I don’t enjoy these pirate fights (Yo-Ho!)

Gonna make cannonballs fly
Wrecking your ship with pride
Gotta search for gold that’s right
Making big bucks in stride

I’m sick of pirate fights
No themed cruise next time
Their teeth are full of grime
Baths are a crime (I heave a sigh)

Screw this damn pirate fight
On rum they’re always fried
They travel worldwide
With gold in mind

No Geoffrey Rush or Keira Knightley
Run of the mill homeless it seems
Scary dudes, Hairy dudes… Very rude
Cutlass or knife stabbing
It’s hard to compare with

Might end your life
In fights, To Davy Jones Locker you’ll glide
Forget your wife
All guys, Women are all bad luck and strife
Don’t fly a kite
That bites, If you want some fun don’t law abide
They cheat and lie
With snide, They’ll even take candy from tykes

(Hell no! Get me off this lake!)

That Disney ride
Is fine, but this is a bit much to try
I must be high
To climb upon this pirate ship outright
Makes me cry
No lie, All us landlubbers they don’t like

(Hell no! Get me off this lake!)