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Song Parodies -> "The Car With The Big Door Ding"

Original Song Title:

"The Court Of The Crimson King"

Original Performer:

King Crimson

Parody Song Title:

"The Car With The Big Door Ding"

Parody Written by:

Patrick Yoness

The Lyrics

The painted lines of parking places
broken by the one
Who parks his car un-centered
to avoid the car door-swung
A purple pinto squeezes in,
door opens with a fling
To slam into his neighbor
now - the car with the big door ding ...

The driver of the damaged car
With shattered new car dreams
Now sees the damage to the door
Where now-bare metal gleams
The man laments the money loss
replacement costs will bring
To bring back what's required which
is a car without big door dings...

As soft gray primer coats applied
The fumes begin to choke
They run to gasp for fresh air
To avoid the toxic smoke
A yellow cloud surroundes them
and their eyes begin to sting
Asphyxiated near the tires
of the car with the big door ding...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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 4   0
 5   7

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alvin - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
fun concept....and nice title
Agrimorfee - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll take your lyrics over Pete Sinfield's any old day. Perfectly done!
Yoness - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, I love this original song...
The Lancer - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Bravissimo Yoness! This is the first time you have actually taken a request, one I was hoping you couldn't resist and I would have been correct in that assumption. Not quite a "42", but I still gave it 5s...
Johnny D - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL !! 555

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