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Song Parodies -> "Gay-bow Connection"

Original Song Title:

"Rainbow Connection"

Original Performer:

Kermit The Frog

Parody Song Title:

"Gay-bow Connection"

Parody Written by:

eel deal

The Lyrics

ai built this from a provided parody chorus fragment:

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
And why do they say they make folks gay?
Rainbows are just refractions of light, you see,
They don't determine whom we love or betray.

So please stop saying there's a gay-bow connection.
Rainbows don't make people queer.
Love's a complex mix of biology and affection,
Let's celebrate all the colors we hold dear.

Some say being gay is just a choice we make,
But science shows it's more than that, it's true.
Sexual orientation's a spectrum, diverse,
Inherent, not a thing we can undo.

So please stop saying there's a gay-bow connection.
Rainbows don't make people queer.
Love's a complex mix of biology and affection,
Let's celebrate all the colors we hold dear.

From a scientific standpoint, we've learned a lot,
Hormones and genes, they play their part.
Influences in the womb and early life,
A tapestry woven with nature's art.

So please stop saying there's a gay-bow connection.
Rainbows don't make people queer.
Love's a complex mix of biology and affection,
Let's celebrate all the colors we hold dear.

Embracing diversity, that's what we should do,
In love and acceptance, we find the key.
No need to judge or put others down,
Let everyone live their truth and be free.

So next time you see a rainbow in the sky,
Remember it's just nature's beautiful art.
And when it comes to love, let's open our minds,
Support and understanding is where we can start.

So please stop saying there's a gay-bow connection.
Rainbows don't make people queer.
Love's a complex mix of biology and affection,
Let's celebrate all the colors we hold dear.

In the end, it's all about love and respect,
For every human, regardless of affection's direction.
Let's stand together, united and strong,
And create a world where love knows no rejection.

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L.D. Obblo - July 17, 2023 - Report this comment
This is about the fourth time you've beat that drum. Just come out already.
eel deal - July 18, 2023 - Report this comment
for the record, the parody fragment wasn't provided by a homosexual. ChatGPT shared its impression of the scientific cause of homosexuality.
eel deal - July 18, 2023 - Report this comment
eel and his 2 genetic brothers were dressed as females for Halloween by their mother when they were young kids. none of them became gays as adults. that's not how it works.

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