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Song Parodies -> "Roasting Poor Franklin"
Original Song Title:
"Rainbow Connection"
Original Performer:
Kermit the Frog
Parody Song Title:
"Roasting Poor Franklin"
Parody Written by:
LPG-Unit
The Lyrics
The "Lamar Roasts Franklin" aka "X roasts Franklin" memes have been making the waves lately, so why not do a parody tribute to some of the ones who ridiculed the poor hood dude from Los Santos, especially when one of those that went viral involved that of Kermit the Frog?
Here's what Franklin Clinton thinks of it.
Here's what Franklin Clinton thinks of it.
Why are there so many
Folks on my front yard?
They're griping; so really snide
Is it my vision?
Or drug-filled delusions?
And now I have no place to hide!
Darth Vader told me, my hair cut
is "Yee-yee"
Snow White came and smirked at me
Why would they come by
And roast at poor Franklin?
I'm stuck in this daft misery
Why is my neighborhood
Chock full of eccentrics?
From cartoons and A-list stars
Just when you thought of that
When Trevor's so crazy
The visits have gone too far
It's so frustrating
And SpongeBob's here hating
Who's next? It's Barry the Bee!
Why would they come by
And roast at poor Franklin?
I'm stuck in this daft misery
Confidence taken its toll
I ought to get out of here; screw it!
I could be half-asleep
Or intoxicated
Yet I am taking the blame
Boosting them fast cars
Or be an armed robber;
The ridicule's there and it came
Go to the barber or be a corn farmer?
My thug life's but a tragedy
Why would they come by
And roast at poor Franklin?
I'm stuck in this daft misery
Folks on my front yard?
They're griping; so really snide
Is it my vision?
Or drug-filled delusions?
And now I have no place to hide!
Darth Vader told me, my hair cut
is "Yee-yee"
Snow White came and smirked at me
Why would they come by
And roast at poor Franklin?
I'm stuck in this daft misery
Why is my neighborhood
Chock full of eccentrics?
From cartoons and A-list stars
Just when you thought of that
When Trevor's so crazy
The visits have gone too far
It's so frustrating
And SpongeBob's here hating
Who's next? It's Barry the Bee!
Why would they come by
And roast at poor Franklin?
I'm stuck in this daft misery
Confidence taken its toll
I ought to get out of here; screw it!
I could be half-asleep
Or intoxicated
Yet I am taking the blame
Boosting them fast cars
Or be an armed robber;
The ridicule's there and it came
Go to the barber or be a corn farmer?
My thug life's but a tragedy
Why would they come by
And roast at poor Franklin?
I'm stuck in this daft misery
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