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Song Parodies -> "It's Not Easy Being Mean"
Original Song Title:
"It's Not Easy Being Green"
Original Performer:
Kermit the Frog
Parody Song Title:
"It's Not Easy Being Mean"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
It's not that easy being mean
Biting people's ears is pretty obscene
But still I go on boxing,
Like I'd never done anything repulsive like that
It's not that easy being mean
But it seems to make me alot of green
So much for good sportsmanship-
Like chivalry, it's dead
Mean is what I like to be
It's cool to be unfriendly-like
Anyway, I'm big as a mountain
And that's really all that counts
When mean is all I want to be
It could make you wonder why
But why wonder, why wonder why?
I'm mean, and it'll do fine
It's lucrative!
And it's all I want to be
Biting people's ears is pretty obscene
But still I go on boxing,
Like I'd never done anything repulsive like that
It's not that easy being mean
But it seems to make me alot of green
So much for good sportsmanship-
Like chivalry, it's dead
Mean is what I like to be
It's cool to be unfriendly-like
Anyway, I'm big as a mountain
And that's really all that counts
When mean is all I want to be
It could make you wonder why
But why wonder, why wonder why?
I'm mean, and it'll do fine
It's lucrative!
And it's all I want to be
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