Complainant hurt his hips,
Rolling through the X-ray there.
Said he was just contemplating flying off somewhere.
The road show made him crawl and told him it used ultrasound.
So sue me, cause you got bumped around.

He said he hurt himself and that his leg was red and sore.
It happened when they made him do that idiotic chore.
And yes it's true he's stupid as he appears to be.
So sue me, but please spare my company.

He's scarred for life this man whose leg was bent they analysed.
So he wants and needs some of Candid Camera's cash is what I do surmise.
It won't be long my lawyer says we'll know how the jury found.
So sue me, cause you got bumped around.

Aggrieving now, cause they just read the verdict on the floor.
I'm gonna have to pay three hundred thousand bucks or more.
My lawyer moved it was just fun we'll appeal another round.
So sue me, I'll appeal I've got grounds.

So sue me... For Pete's sake turn it 'round.