As a young man, I'd wander
Over here, there, and yonder,
The stuff I used to ponder
Are fond memories, I keep
Like, near that monastery,
Reachin' up to pluck a cherry,
Feelin' fingers, kinda' scary
They're goosin' me real deep..

When I look, I see two Sisters,
Reverent Sisters of St. Mary,
They're pokin' where I'm hairy,
Sexy mischief in their eyes..
Then I feel warm blood a' gushin'
So I know I'm red and blushin'
They say, finger-hushin'
"We're what you fantasize"..

They say I'm a handsome fellow,
Follow them, and we'll get mellow
Led me where woods were dark,
Revealing pink and prime..
They disrobed and I got naked,
There was surely no mistakin'
All of the bold moves they were makin'
Showed me a wild and wooly time..

Cuz, they were Nuns with bad habits,
Habits like rabbits,
Nab-its, and grab-its, hey,
You know what I mean..
Those Nuns had real bad habits,
Guess they're foolin' all the Abbots,
Not respectin' any Sabbaths,
Or the days between..

I strolled back everyday,
And each day the same thing happened
Then afterwards I'd wander home,
While morning birds would cheep..
Felt like that big sun risin'
Off in the far horizon
On my face, a wide smile sizin'
That I'd keep in my sleep..

But then a strange thing happened,
Found out I'd just been nappin'
Woke up, out there in the field,
A mow job incomplete..
Felt like a startled actor,
Considered the dream factor
Until I found a blue nun's cap,
There on my tractor seat..

Oh, they were Nuns with bad habits,
Habits like rabbits,
Nab-its, and grab-its, hey,
You know what I mean..
Those Nuns had real bad habits,
They were foolin' all the Abbots,
Not respectin' any Sabbaths,
Or the days between..

God bless Nuns with bad habits,
Fairest I have seen..