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Song Parodies -> "She's Bee-Stinging Me"

Original Song Title:

"She Believes In Me"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"She's Bee-Stinging Me"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

She learned beekeeping
And though it seemed bizarre
I played along
I guess I wondered
How it could go wrong
Might be good
If the neighbors caused a buzz
And called the fuzz

But she was scheming
Kind of like a wasp
Without the stripes
Unknown to me
She hooked up sewer pipes
By the time I heard the swarm
It was too late
Nothing left to fate

Now she's bee-stinging me
Though I'm not sure
Just what her reasons be
I figured someday
If I bought her pearls
And I rocked her world
We might get along
I was wrong

So now I'm faced by bees
And soon I know
They'll be stinging me
But who knows maybe
If I time it right
With a can of Sprite
I can get away

As I start shaking
A bumble bee flies in
Joins the fight
But through the raging battle
Was polite
And ev'ry bee he spiked
He called him friend
Right through the end

As they lay dying
A bumble bee and soda can
Won through
Now I mourn the day we wed
I said I do
Was it death we do part
And murder too?

Now what should I do?

Although these stinging bees
She sent to me
Were not the end of me
Can't help but wonder
If some rabid squirrels
Or misguided girls
Might just poison me
Before long

And is it safe for me
To let her know
That she did not succeed?
She ain't no lady
So won't treat her like
She can take a hike
Or just go away
Far away
Far away from me

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Red Ant - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad to see you back, Tim. This bee good, especially "Was it death we do part/And murder too?".
Rick C - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Ditto to what Red Ant said, Tim. Good to see you back. Keep 'em coming. :-) 555
Meriadoc - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Different! :-)
Tim Mayfield - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant - Thanks. I ghost-read from time to time, but am still quite the busy body. I post because I have to, not because I have the time. ;-) Rick C - I truly wish I could be 'back' but I will try to find a few seconds here and there. Thanks. :-) Meriadoc - Thanks. :-) I tried to work in 'I stopped the sting of death' or 'love stung me good' but I couldn't work them in.
Matthias - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant just gave me the "buzz". I have to give this three hives.... err.... fives
AFW - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like real kinky S&M...ya' got an original idea, here
The Charnstar - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Kinky hehehe! Kinky indeed. 5-5-5
Agrimorfee - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Interesting story, clever sub for title and key words.
Matthias - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Chris Bodily TM - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Unfamiliar with the original song, but the YouTube video paired with this parody made it absolutely hilarious! Great lyrics, great title sub, hilarious song subject. This is a SOTM parody right here!
Cat - September 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Subject matter a bit buzzzzzzare, but still great!
Jack Wilson - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ill sting with three fives hows that?
wannabemustangjockey - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Just think, if your old lady had tried a logical way to kill you, you wouldn't have this -- interesting -- parody to share with us! Consider yourself lucky.
Johnny D - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Made me laugh out loud for real!
Rick C - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The OS kinda drones on....the parody was better. :-)
bobpiecheese - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but the topic was...original.
Michael McVey - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude, you need to move out of the Midwest! Very funny assault on Kenny Rogers. --MM
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Sting Of The Mount. (I can't believe noone've taken that comment already!). :-)
Stuart McArthur - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) congratulations on getting this far thru the romance with no major injuries, Tim, especially when the rabid squirrels joined in - lol - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate bees I hate bees I hate bees I hate bees I hate bees I hate bees! But I quite like this parody...555
Jeff Reuben - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done! I heard the buzz about this parody and had to check it out =)

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