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Song Parodies -> "Mitt Romney's the Weakest"
Original Song Title:
"The First Cut is the Deepest"
Original Performer:
Keith Hampshire
Parody Song Title:
"Mitt Romney's the Weakest"
Parody Written by:
Jeff in Richmond VA
The Lyrics
You have to listen to the 1973 Keith Hampshire version (which is the best one) to make this work properly.....but if you know the tune, you can figure it out. Either way, another slam on Romney!!
All the Republicans gave from their heart
But the Tea Party tore it apart
And its taken down all his support
But if he wants to try and run again
maybe he'll try to run again, but we know...
that Mitt Romney's the weakest
maybe we know that Mitt Romney's the weakest
Cuz' when it comes to raising money, he's first
Of all the bums in the GOP, he's the worst...
But when it comes to beating Rick, he's cursed
but still we know that Mitt Romney's the weakest
everyone knows that Mitt Romney's the weakest
He's campaigned across the countryside
We're still counting all the times that he has lied
But they still want to give him a try
and If he wants to try and run again,
maybe, he'll try to run again, but we know...
that Mitt Romney's the weakest
everyone knows that Mitt Romney's the weakest
Cuz' when it comes to raising funny, he's first
Of all the bums in the GOP, he's the worst...
But when it comes to beating Rick, he's cursed
but still we know that Mitt Romney's the weakest
everyone knows that Mitt Romney's the weakest
Mitt Romney's the weakest
maybe we know that Mitt Romney's the weakest
Yes we know that Mitt Romney's the weakest
But the Tea Party tore it apart
And its taken down all his support
But if he wants to try and run again
maybe he'll try to run again, but we know...
that Mitt Romney's the weakest
maybe we know that Mitt Romney's the weakest
Cuz' when it comes to raising money, he's first
Of all the bums in the GOP, he's the worst...
But when it comes to beating Rick, he's cursed
but still we know that Mitt Romney's the weakest
everyone knows that Mitt Romney's the weakest
He's campaigned across the countryside
We're still counting all the times that he has lied
But they still want to give him a try
and If he wants to try and run again,
maybe, he'll try to run again, but we know...
that Mitt Romney's the weakest
everyone knows that Mitt Romney's the weakest
Cuz' when it comes to raising funny, he's first
Of all the bums in the GOP, he's the worst...
But when it comes to beating Rick, he's cursed
but still we know that Mitt Romney's the weakest
everyone knows that Mitt Romney's the weakest
Mitt Romney's the weakest
maybe we know that Mitt Romney's the weakest
Yes we know that Mitt Romney's the weakest
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