-> "Welcome to Wayward Pines"
Original Song Title:
"Carry On Wayward Son"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome to Wayward Pines"
The Lyrics
“Welcome, Burke, to Wayward Pines”
Have you people lost your mind?
“Put your life and past to rest”
Don't discuss “before”
(Awesome guitar solo)
Aaahhhhhh
Once I show up in this town, there’s confusion
Wanna get a glimpse beyond this illusion
Everybody is a liar, but I don’t know why
When I tried to leave, “Have you lost your mind, man?”
When I get the creeps, they think I’m a mad man
I see my partner’s corpse, I’m screaming
Sheriff Pope did say…
Here’s the rules of Wayward Pines,
Answer your phone every time
Don’t you dare discus the past
Don't you find no door
(Awesome guitar solo #2)
Masquerading as a quack, Dr. Jenkins
David Pilcher’s saving mankind, I reckon
And if I claim to be the Sheriff
‘Means “Sayonara, Idaho!”
On a garbage truck to ramp up emotion
Ben and Amy share a kiss, big explosion
There’s no one left to trust I know of
I do my job anyway
Pilcher founded Wayward Pines
To save what’s left of mankind
This year’s 4028
Humankind’s no more, no!
(Awesome guitar solo #3)
(Keyboard solo)
(Awesome guitar solo #4)
Scary town
May will always remember
Scary town
Always watched by Dave Pilcher
Misbehave, you’ll get your reck’ning
Aberrations wait for you
Scary town, this Wayward Pines
Live in peace like all is fine
Stay away from ‘lectric fence
Don't you find
Don't you find no door!
No door!
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