-> "Marry On, My Gay Third Son!"
Original Song Title:
"Carry On Wayward Son"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Marry On, My Gay Third Son!"
The Lyrics
Marry on, my gay third son!
Hairy Pete and you are one!
May your queery nest be blessed!
Lonesome guys no more!
(Spanking hot musical intro)
Ahhhhh--
I've been studying my state Constitution
Just to see if I could find a solution;
Propositions don't expire;
Gay rights they deny.
All the guys who meet a Phil, Chuck or Chad, man,
When they find a little thrill, grope-gonad-man,
It's clear the boys can "end up" screaming--
And it's clear they're gay!
Marry on, my gay third son!
Hairy Pete and you are one!
May your queery nest be blessed!
Lonesome guys no more!
(Gorgeous guitar solo, oh yeah)
Masquerading as a man, with my three sons,
My charade would be eventually done--
And when I claimed to worship thighs, man, well,
It merely meant that "I don't blow..."
Courts have deemed an anti-gay proposition
Has the gross effect of blocking transition
Towards a society more equal
For the girls and boys born gay!
Marry on, my gay third son!
Hairy Pete and you are one!
May your queery nest be blessed!
Lonesome guys no more!
No!
Marry on!
As for me, a transgender,
Marry on!
Used to be a pretender--
Now my wife says innocently:
"Shirley, ten emails for you!"
Marry on, my gay third son!
Hairy Pete and you are one!
May your queery nest be blessed!
Lonesome guys,
Lonesome guys no more!
No more!
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