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Song Parodies -> "Struts in and Wins"
Original Song Title:
"Dust i the Wind"
Original Performer:
Kansas
Parody Song Title:
"Struts in and Wins"
Parody Written by:
Leo Keough
The Lyrics
A(n) homage to my favorite golfer of all time
I blow my drive
Only for a moment, my momentum's gone
Faltering
Dashed, I'm gored by eyes of pure ferocity
Trusts in his spin
All he does is struts in and wins
Game gone wrong
Just a plop in water, it's the end of me
Mauled, I'm through
Humbled by the pouncing, it's no use, you see
Putts in again
All he does is struts in and wins
A blown shanked shot
Strutting lapse for Tiger, and it's worth the ride
It clips his sway
And all for money I must muster up my pride
Must hit the pin
All I need's this thrust to go in
Busted again
Once again he struts in and wins
Only for a moment, my momentum's gone
Faltering
Dashed, I'm gored by eyes of pure ferocity
Trusts in his spin
All he does is struts in and wins
Game gone wrong
Just a plop in water, it's the end of me
Mauled, I'm through
Humbled by the pouncing, it's no use, you see
Putts in again
All he does is struts in and wins
A blown shanked shot
Strutting lapse for Tiger, and it's worth the ride
It clips his sway
And all for money I must muster up my pride
Must hit the pin
All I need's this thrust to go in
Busted again
Once again he struts in and wins
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Great subs & parody. Has me feeling like I'm on the green!
And current too with Tiger back on the course.
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