Song Parodies -> Shmuts on My Pants
| Original Song Title: | "Dust in the Wind" |
| Original Performer: | Kansas |
| Parody Song Title: | "Shmuts on My Pants" |
| Parody Written by: | Jonathan Caws-Elwitt |
I shift my thighs
Only for a moment, but my napkin's gone
Flights of wine
Splash upon my slacks at high velocity
Shmuts on my pants
Now I have this shmuts on my pants
A sip goes wrong
Several drops of chowder dot my trouser knees
Then Roquefort bleu
Crumbles on my lap of pleated salad leaves
Shmuts on my pants
Now I have more shmuts on my pants
My meal lives on
Nothing lasts forever like a greasy stain
The check's been paid
But that money won't a good dry cleaning buy
Shmuts on my pants
Now I have this shmuts on my pants
Shmuts on my pants
Always there is shmuts on my pants
Only for a moment, but my napkin's gone
Flights of wine
Splash upon my slacks at high velocity
Shmuts on my pants
Now I have this shmuts on my pants
A sip goes wrong
Several drops of chowder dot my trouser knees
Then Roquefort bleu
Crumbles on my lap of pleated salad leaves
Shmuts on my pants
Now I have more shmuts on my pants
My meal lives on
Nothing lasts forever like a greasy stain
The check's been paid
But that money won't a good dry cleaning buy
Shmuts on my pants
Now I have this shmuts on my pants
Shmuts on my pants
Always there is shmuts on my pants
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Oh, this is brilliant. Very clever puns that closely match the OS wording.
I like
I like any parody that uses Yiddish, and shmuts (is that spelling right??) is one of my faves.
Thanks, everyone! As with many transliterated words, there are various accepted spellings for "shmuts." I got this one from the Hippocrene English-Yiddish/Yiddish-English dictionary.
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