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Song Parodies -> "Shmuts on My Pants"

Original Song Title:

"Dust in the Wind"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Shmuts on My Pants"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan Caws-Elwitt

The Lyrics

I shift my thighs
Only for a moment, but my napkin's gone
Flights of wine
Splash upon my slacks at high velocity

Shmuts on my pants
Now I have this shmuts on my pants

A sip goes wrong
Several drops of chowder dot my trouser knees
Then Roquefort bleu
Crumbles on my lap of pleated salad leaves

Shmuts on my pants
Now I have more shmuts on my pants

My meal lives on
Nothing lasts forever like a greasy stain
The check's been paid
But that money won't a good dry cleaning buy

Shmuts on my pants
Now I have this shmuts on my pants
Shmuts on my pants
Always there is shmuts on my pants

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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The Stinker - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, this is brilliant. Very clever puns that closely match the OS wording.
Ann Hammond - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I like
McKludge - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I like any parody that uses Yiddish, and shmuts (is that spelling right??) is one of my faves.
Jonathan Caws-Elwitt - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone! As with many transliterated words, there are various accepted spellings for "shmuts." I got this one from the Hippocrene English-Yiddish/Yiddish-English dictionary.

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