Song Parodies -> I Kissed Jewel At A Train Station
| Original Song Title: | "Carry On Wayward Son" |
| Original Performer: | Kansas |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Kissed Jewel At A Train Station" |
| Parody Written by: | raddog20002002 |
This is about a black girl I kissed in my life and she was the first girl. This happened in 2003.
I kissed Jewel at a train station
She looked just like Whitney Houston
Next day she broke up with me
Then I felt so sore
She once asked me many personal questions
A lot of them were some yes-or-no questions
We were holdin' hands together, my love was so high
She knew all along that I am a white man
She wrongly assumed that I was the right man
Now when I meet with the next girl,
I just have to say
I kissed Jewel at a train station
She looked just like Whitney Houston
Next day she broke up with me
Then I felt so sore
She expected me to ask this one question
"Will you marry me?" was that one question
I never once bought a diamond ring
That's why her answer would be no
I was feelin' some kind of sensation
When her singin' voice was like Toni Braxton
Next day, she made my heart feel sore
That's causin' me to say
I kissed Jewel at a train station
She looked just like Whitney Houston
Next day she broke up with me
Then I felt so sore
I was wrong, I thought I was gonna have her
I was wrong, she is such a heart breaker
Someday I'll say to the next girl,
"I cannot live without you"
I kissed Jewel at a train station
She looked just like Whitney Houston
Next day she broke up with me
Then I felt so sore
She looked just like Whitney Houston
Next day she broke up with me
Then I felt so sore
She once asked me many personal questions
A lot of them were some yes-or-no questions
We were holdin' hands together, my love was so high
She knew all along that I am a white man
She wrongly assumed that I was the right man
Now when I meet with the next girl,
I just have to say
I kissed Jewel at a train station
She looked just like Whitney Houston
Next day she broke up with me
Then I felt so sore
She expected me to ask this one question
"Will you marry me?" was that one question
I never once bought a diamond ring
That's why her answer would be no
I was feelin' some kind of sensation
When her singin' voice was like Toni Braxton
Next day, she made my heart feel sore
That's causin' me to say
I kissed Jewel at a train station
She looked just like Whitney Houston
Next day she broke up with me
Then I felt so sore
I was wrong, I thought I was gonna have her
I was wrong, she is such a heart breaker
Someday I'll say to the next girl,
"I cannot live without you"
I kissed Jewel at a train station
She looked just like Whitney Houston
Next day she broke up with me
Then I felt so sore
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Good thing you put in that opening comment, because the singer Jewel does NOT look like Whitney Houston.
I understand you because I know that the singer Jewel is white, not black.
Sucks!
The pacing is very good, fits the original song quite well. I think your ex would probably come back to you if she read your parody. I would be in serious trouble if my ex was to read my parodies, I haven't said nothing nice about him in any of them, LOL
Thanks for the comment, Debra! I finally have a girlfriend(Not Jewel though) and she became my girlfriend more than a month before you wrote this comment. Thank you for the tip, anyways!
Oh! Wait a minute! I get it! My ex would be pissed at me if she read this parody.
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