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Song Parodies -> "Don't Fry The Peas, Angelina"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"

Original Performer:

Julie Covington

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Fry The Peas, Angelina"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

Another instalment in Brangelina – An Amiright Musical..It's early in their relationship and Brad has asked Angelina to prepare a dinner party. Brad discovers the inverse relationship between her beauty and her kitchen skills.
It's so damn easy!
You just arrange...
the fork, then the spoon, then the knife!
then a placemat is laid between fork and the spoon!
I can't believe you...
are not skilled domestic'ly......I am quite shocked!
The guests will be here very soon
at six (maybe seven) o'clock

I hate to be a know-all
but darling Ange...
you must NOT cook the chicken like that!
Take the plastic wrap OFF!
THEN place it in the stove
You cannot feed...them...
a glaze of burnt glad-wrap (it's nutrient-free)
It's not classified as a food
(you wouldn't expect it to be)

Don't fry the peas, Angelina
They go into boiling water
and those potatoes -
they should be roasting
but not in THAT thing -
that thing's for toasting

And as for butter
and as for cream...
they really should live in the fridge
not the pot-drawer - although I see both have expired
They've gone quite lumpy
They're not quite the produce they promised to be
Unless, darling, they are thrown OUT
they'll be thrown UP, regurgitiv'ly

(Don't Jeeeeez, Angelina!)

Don't fry the brie, Angelina
You see, love, it just starts melting
See how it's sticking?
starting to bubble?
It was a fine cheese it's a puddle

Have I said too much?
I did say I don't care if you can't cook - that's true
Smile...all you do is stretch those lips
then you'll feel me (I mean GLEE)

Don't cry! Aw, pleease, Angelina......

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 17

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Adagio - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one, Stu! So, this is what it comes down to? It would be helpful if she cooked too.
alvin rhodes - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
well done
John Barry - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
This paean to peas is pleasing! 5-5-5
Stephen Harrington - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
555, cute(I'm done saying DKTOS, I'll turn into a parrot if I do).
Kristof Robertson - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Wonderful stuff, Stu...but who cares if she can't cook? I'm sure she has other talen...sorry. 555I must get round to finishing my contribution. ;-)
Johnny D - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Peas please me, whoa yeah -- I like this tune! 555
Matthias - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
They could make a TV Show about this... Let's see a hot gal who can't cook... I know... Don't eye Lucy, Angelina!!! Actaullly Stu add that!!!
AFW - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Angelina has been a huge parody target, lately..Excellent one, here--fives
2Eagle - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
She may be pregnant, but I betcha she will never have to change diapers either. Just be ready for her close up.
Matthias - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
2Eagle... what are you talking about???
Red Ant - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
The ending was the best part (racy!). 555.
Larry Hensley - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Really funny, 5s
Rick C - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
It seems Brad went from bride-free to fried brie! Wonderful work here, Mr. McArthur. 555
Royce Miller - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
After I looked at the original lyrics, I appreciated yours a great deal.
Cat - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with Red Ant, that ending was a classic. ;) 555

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