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Song Parodies -> "Presents From Santa"
Original Song Title:
"Hell Bent For Leather"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Judas Priest
Parody Song Title:
"Presents From Santa"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
We continue "Heavy Metal Christmas" with one of the original heavy metal bands. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Once a year, he comes from the North Pole,
Always knowing who’s awake.
All await, milk and cookies set out,
Hoping that they get a good take.
Sleigh!
Rudolph’s red nose guides his sleigh tonight!
List!
Gonna make one up and check it twice!
Presents, presents from Santa! [x2]
Bearded man, faster than a Concorde,
Crimson suit, beard as white as snow.
A jolly fat man, moves like Batman,
Yet no one knows just where he’ll show.
Elves!
Making toys for all of the kids!
Pole!
His humble home is well-hid!
Presents, presents from Santa! [x2]
There’s many who tried to disprove this bastard,
But they were proved wrong and they died as they tried!
[guitar solo]
There’s many who tried to disprove this bastard,
But they were proved wrong and they died as they tried!
Presents, presents from Santa! [x4]
Always knowing who’s awake.
All await, milk and cookies set out,
Hoping that they get a good take.
Sleigh!
Rudolph’s red nose guides his sleigh tonight!
List!
Gonna make one up and check it twice!
Presents, presents from Santa! [x2]
Bearded man, faster than a Concorde,
Crimson suit, beard as white as snow.
A jolly fat man, moves like Batman,
Yet no one knows just where he’ll show.
Elves!
Making toys for all of the kids!
Pole!
His humble home is well-hid!
Presents, presents from Santa! [x2]
There’s many who tried to disprove this bastard,
But they were proved wrong and they died as they tried!
[guitar solo]
There’s many who tried to disprove this bastard,
But they were proved wrong and they died as they tried!
Presents, presents from Santa! [x4]
Copyright 2021 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by dying as you try.
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