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Song Parodies -> "Mall Garage"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

Original Performer:

José Feliciano

Parody Song Title:

"Mall Garage"

Parody Written by:

StupidGenious

The Lyrics

Based on the episode of Seinfeld where the gang gets lost in the mall parking lot
Where is the car?
Where is the car?
Where is the car?
I can't find it in the mall garage


I had to go pee
I had to go pee
I had to go pee
no bathrooms so I peed in the garage

Will I ever get home for Christmas?
Will I ever get home for Christmas?
Will I ever get home for Christmas, being stuck in the mall garage?

Will I ever get home for Christmas?
Will I ever get home for Christmas?
Will I ever get home for Christmas, being stuck in the mall garage?

I was arrested
I was arrested
I was arrested
taken in and charged with a hefty fine

I just found the car!
I just found the car!
I just found the car!
but now the engine will not start up


Will I ever get home for Christmas?
Will I ever get home for Christmas?
Will I ever get home for Christmas, being stuck in the mall garage?

Will I ever get home for Christmas?
Will I ever get home for Christmas?
Will I ever get home for Christmas, being stuck in the mall garage?

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jonathan - May 01, 2017 - Report this comment
haven't seen this episode of Seinfeld (I actually never got into that show.) but, this sounds funny! 455

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