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Song Parodies -> "Flu"
Original Song Title:
"Blue"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Joni Mitchell
Parody Song Title:
"Flu"
Parody Written by:
Paul Robinson
The Lyrics
Well, here's another Joni Mitchell song from her "Blue" album that nobody has used on this site. And since it's getting into "Flu" season I thought this might be an appropriate use for the album's title track...
Flu, all day I go "achoo"
You know I cough and then I sneeze
Drug and sedate me
please let me sleep all day
Damn flu, all night I go "achoo"
I cannot sleep
underneath my sheets
the "sweats" and then the chills; ill
Well I've done so much sneezing
This whole scene is so displeasing
when will this damn flu go away ?
aspirin for my pain
think I'm going insane
Nose is chapped...
nose real chapped
Antibiotics; not for flu
they won't do any good for you
no, not for you
But I might just take a couple downer's
Might do; help me snooze
Flu, here's some cold pills for you
to de-congest your chest
and help you get some rest
Maybe they'll help you breathe
You know I cough and then I sneeze
Drug and sedate me
please let me sleep all day
Damn flu, all night I go "achoo"
I cannot sleep
underneath my sheets
the "sweats" and then the chills; ill
Well I've done so much sneezing
This whole scene is so displeasing
when will this damn flu go away ?
aspirin for my pain
think I'm going insane
Nose is chapped...
nose real chapped
Antibiotics; not for flu
they won't do any good for you
no, not for you
But I might just take a couple downer's
Might do; help me snooze
Flu, here's some cold pills for you
to de-congest your chest
and help you get some rest
Maybe they'll help you breathe
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nice job...5s
Thanks, alvin.
Good one, Paul...5's
Thanks, Adagio!
So true!
Thanks, pickle~~!!
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