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Song Parodies -> "Zebulon"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Jo Jo Gunne

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Oh, Zebulon
You are a Walton's son
Your clan is overrun
All over these parts

Oh, Zebulon
Made lumber all day long
But now you're getting on
You're falling apart

Oh, Zebby
Oh, Zebby

Your shriveled brain
Is like a leaky drain
And now it's on the wane
You're not very smart

Oh, Zebby
Oh, Zebby

But when you're feelin' randy
And you put the moves on Granny
Eww, you're handling her fanny

Oh, Zebulon
Goodnight to everyone
Is taking all night long, oh
Morning will start

Oh, Zebby
Oh, Zebby

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Porfle Popnecker - April 24, 2017 - Report this comment
I forgot to note, for those who don't recognize the name--this is an ode to Grandpa Walton from "The Waltons."
Rob Arndt - April 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Porfle, I knew the second I saw your title!!! 555! You left out the ever-changing charge up San Juan Hill!
Porfle Popnecker - April 24, 2017 - Report this comment
I knew I was forgetting something!
CML - April 24, 2017 - Report this comment
You know a lot about the Waltons, Porfle? I had an idea for a Waltons parody based on "I am the Walrus" .. but I just dont have the ability to finish it. But here are some lines I managed ... I am me, an Mike's a she and Zeb makes three and we all live together ..... Sitting out the Great Depression waiting for a job; If the jobs dont come we'll get a break by trading for some neighbor's grain .... Upright forthright local yokels dont you think the hipsters laugh at you ... What do you think?
Callmelennie - April 24, 2017 - Report this comment
And of course, the refrain .... I am the John Boy. He is the Jim Bob. We are the Waltons ... Good night to you
Porfle Popnecker - April 25, 2017 - Report this comment
That's an excellent idea! I think you should see it through. If I keep something I can't quite finish on the back burner the gaps usually come to me eventually.
Grandma - April 25, 2017 - Report this comment
"You old fool!"

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