Song Parodies -> "Got COVID This Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"

Original Performer:

John & Yoko/Plastic Ono Band

Parody Song Title:

"Got COVID This Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Got COVID this Christmas,
And God, I feel dumb!
Thanksgiving was awesome—
Now the second surge has come!

Caught COVID in Sturgis—
Our summertime jaunt!
The cheer and the beer bongs,
Packed bars and restaurants!

A scary, scary Christmas,
And a crappy New Year!
I’m on unemployment—
It’s my new career!

(My Corona,
Do you want it?
My Corona
Waaa-aaa-aaah...)

Got COVID this Christmas
It seems Trump was wrong—
For three hundred thousand
Dead old and dead young!

A soul-sapping Christmas
For black, blue and white,
Antifas and Nazis,
Left, center and right!

A very scary Christmas
And a crappy New Year!
I’m losing my eyesight,
Can’t smell, taste or hear!

Trump, it’s over!
Dude, you lost it!
Trump, it’s over
Now!

©Bob “United Arab Amirights” Gomez 2020

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