-> "The Corporeal Darth (Vader's Lament)"
Original Song Title:
"The Imperial March (Darth Vader's theme)"
Parody Song Title:
"The Corporeal Darth (Vader's Lament)"
Parody Written by:
Brad Snyder (akaBradakin Snydetalker)
(artist: Drawn Billions)
My name's Darth, I'm a Vader in space.
Wardrobe’s black, and I cover my face.
My voice is deep. I wear leather in the heat,
And to every nerd and geek, I am one of the greats.
Troops storm the doors. Through their smoke I use the Force
To hoist rebels off the floors. It's a nice change of pace.
Part machine, but I’m partly a man -
Both my knees, couple toes and a hand.
Breathing's controlled. I can choke you by remote,
Air-lift you up by the throat, "Tell me, where are those plans?!"
Chasing those droids leaves me quite a bit annoyed.
Might be better to avoid me, ‘cause I’m pretty mad!
My Death Star's the latest tech-no-lo-gi-cal wonder.
Can blow up a planet, and tear it all asunder.
It can't be destroyed by some kid and has-been Jedi.
Say what now!? A vent shaft!!? That architect’s a dead guy!!
I’m a Sith, as it had been “foreseen”.
Destiny made me bad on the screen.
Saved my son, Luke, from the emperor. I threw
Him into a giant tube. He was just being mean.
I turned to good. Then Luke lifted up my hood.
It all ended like it should: Evil villain redeemed!
Now I’m a ghost, and I’m wearing shiny robes.
I’m adjusting, I suppose, but I miss Palpatine!
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