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Song Parodies -> "Episode III..."
Original Song Title:
"Star Wars Theme"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Episode III..."
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
In honour of the final Star Wars instalment, this is my first adaptation of an instrumental piece....you all know the tune!
This is the lastcourse; Episode THREE! It'sEpisode THREE; con..tractually
StarWars; Episode THREE! It'sinsaniTEE, theforce be with thee
Watch the dwee-by fanboys queuing faithfully round the globe
Dressed as fat Han Solos and Chewbaccas
Praying that they'll get to see young Natalie P. disrobe
She's a babe so their light sabres are unfurled!
What be the outcome? Waiting to SEE ifEpisode THREE willentertain me
Phantom Menace was TWEE anda.o.t.C* didnothing for me
See young An-akin become an asthmatic reprobate
When he bat-tles Obi U-Wan McGregor
But not be-fore he and Queen A-midala procreate
Twins are coming, Yoda's slumming in a swamp!
Cinema softsell, Episode THREE, success guaranTEED, youcan't disagree
Farewell, it's histoREE, nomore films to SEE pastEpisode Three
(Big instrumental build-up)
Think I'll become a Trek-KIE!!!
StarWars; Episode THREE! It'sinsaniTEE, theforce be with thee
Watch the dwee-by fanboys queuing faithfully round the globe
Dressed as fat Han Solos and Chewbaccas
Praying that they'll get to see young Natalie P. disrobe
She's a babe so their light sabres are unfurled!
What be the outcome? Waiting to SEE ifEpisode THREE willentertain me
Phantom Menace was TWEE anda.o.t.C* didnothing for me
See young An-akin become an asthmatic reprobate
When he bat-tles Obi U-Wan McGregor
But not be-fore he and Queen A-midala procreate
Twins are coming, Yoda's slumming in a swamp!
Cinema softsell, Episode THREE, success guaranTEED, youcan't disagree
Farewell, it's histoREE, nomore films to SEE pastEpisode Three
(Big instrumental build-up)
Think I'll become a Trek-KIE!!!
* a.o.t.c....Attack Of The Clones
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as sweeping and majestic as the melody...5s
Episodic Fives!
The force was with you when you wrote this.
I'm awaiting the movie faithfully!
Thanks Al, Rick, Rex and Kat (sounds like a folk group!)...I am actually very excited about ROTS...
(struggles to put on Han Solo vest) you two down there- can you give me a hand with this?
I'm not a Starrie...but can tell u done good work here, so, not the fours...but may the fives be with you..
LOL for the "asthmatic reprobate" line. Funny stuff and wonderfully written.
The fives are strong with this one....
Great idea. Well done.
Trust your feelings, Young Kristofwalker. And then tell us about them in a parody!
(inst) what? I missed this one somehow when it came out. Clearly clever as always Kristof, but I can't appreciate it fully because I know zip about Star Wars and only vaguley recall the music- but the first line(s) were beautifully paced
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