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Song Parodies -> "Episode III..."

Original Song Title:

"Star Wars Theme"

Original Performer:

John Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Episode III..."

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

In honour of the final Star Wars instalment, this is my first adaptation of an instrumental all know the tune!
This is the lastcourse; Episode THREE! It'sEpisode THREE; con..tractually
StarWars; Episode THREE! It'sinsaniTEE, theforce be with thee

Watch the dwee-by fanboys queuing faithfully round the globe
Dressed as fat Han Solos and Chewbaccas
Praying that they'll get to see young Natalie P. disrobe
She's a babe so their light sabres are unfurled!

What be the outcome? Waiting to SEE ifEpisode THREE willentertain me
Phantom Menace was TWEE anda.o.t.C* didnothing for me

See young An-akin become an asthmatic reprobate
When he bat-tles Obi U-Wan McGregor
But not be-fore he and Queen A-midala procreate
Twins are coming, Yoda's slumming in a swamp!

Cinema softsell, Episode THREE, success guaranTEED, youcan't disagree
Farewell, it's histoREE, nomore films to SEE pastEpisode Three

(Big instrumental build-up)

Think I'll become a Trek-KIE!!!
* a.o.t.c....Attack Of The Clones

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 11

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 4   0
 5   9

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alvin rhodes - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
as sweeping and majestic as the melody...5s
Rick C - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Episodic Fives!
Rex - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
The force was with you when you wrote this.
Kat - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm awaiting the movie faithfully!
Kristof Robertson - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Al, Rick, Rex and Kat (sounds like a folk group!)...I am actually very excited about ROTS...
Steven Cavanagh - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(struggles to put on Han Solo vest) you two down there- can you give me a hand with this?
AFW - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not a Starrie...but can tell u done good work here, so, not the fours...but may the fives be with you..
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL for the "asthmatic reprobate" line. Funny stuff and wonderfully written.
Matthias - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
The fives are strong with this one....
Rick D - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Great idea. Well done.
Johnny D - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Trust your feelings, Young Kristofwalker. And then tell us about them in a parody!
Stuart McArthur - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(inst) what? I missed this one somehow when it came out. Clearly clever as always Kristof, but I can't appreciate it fully because I know zip about Star Wars and only vaguley recall the music- but the first line(s) were beautifully paced

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