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Song Parodies -> "He's The Scum That Slime Wants"
Original Song Title:
"You're The One That I Want"
Original Performer:
John Travolta & Olivia Newton John
Parody Song Title:
"He's The Scum That Slime Wants"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Slimes were thrilled
With his multiple lying
Lost ethical control
'Cause the lies he was supplying
Were hypnotizing (hypnotizing)
He can't shape up
But he's still their man
'Cause their hearts do love a fool
He'll never shape up
And that they understand
Their hearts are stuck on that fool
Nothin' left, nothin' left
In their brains, ooh
He's the one that slime wants
(He is the one slimes want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, scummy
The bum that slime wants
(He is the bum slimes want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, scummy
The scum that slime wants
(He is the scum slimes want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The scum slimes need
(The scum slimes need)
Oh, yes, indeed
(Yes, indeed)
For him they're filled with affection
They're not shy to convey
Degenerated at his direction
Lost their way
He can't shape up
But he's still their man
He's still their man
Because they are slime
He'll never shape up
His views will never move
Will never move
But all the slimes won't mind
Are we sure?
Yes, we are sure deep inside
He's the one that slime wants
(He is the one slimes want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, scummy
The bum that slime wants
(He is the bum slimes want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, scummy
The scum that slime wants
(He is the scum slimes want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The scum slimes need
(The scum slimes need)
Oh, yes, indeed
(Yes, indeed)
With his multiple lying
Lost ethical control
'Cause the lies he was supplying
Were hypnotizing (hypnotizing)
He can't shape up
But he's still their man
'Cause their hearts do love a fool
He'll never shape up
And that they understand
Their hearts are stuck on that fool
Nothin' left, nothin' left
In their brains, ooh
He's the one that slime wants
(He is the one slimes want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, scummy
The bum that slime wants
(He is the bum slimes want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, scummy
The scum that slime wants
(He is the scum slimes want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The scum slimes need
(The scum slimes need)
Oh, yes, indeed
(Yes, indeed)
For him they're filled with affection
They're not shy to convey
Degenerated at his direction
Lost their way
He can't shape up
But he's still their man
He's still their man
Because they are slime
He'll never shape up
His views will never move
Will never move
But all the slimes won't mind
Are we sure?
Yes, we are sure deep inside
He's the one that slime wants
(He is the one slimes want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, scummy
The bum that slime wants
(He is the bum slimes want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, scummy
The scum that slime wants
(He is the scum slimes want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The scum slimes need
(The scum slimes need)
Oh, yes, indeed
(Yes, indeed)
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A Kamala voter is just a Trump voter whose cat hasn't been eaten yet ;-p
What's the Mexican word for cat? I can sense an urge for cat meat filled taco puns on my tongue.
Pus..."gato".
you wouldn't want people to do extreme negative stereotypes about people who always vote democrat, would you? sometimes it's best to put the shoe on the other foot. many people affiliate with the party that fits their philosophy and vote accordingly. no one party has the right philosophy on all the issues. you pick which issues are important to you. this doesn't mean they necessarily like the candidate, they just think the general philosophy is not as bad as what we would have with the other one. some people can vote either way and just vote for the less repulsive of the two to them. doesn't mean they like who they vote for in this case either. also doesn't mean they're a terrible person if that person happens to disagree with you. your philosophy is unamerican and hateful
There is nothing un-American about enjoying trashing Rump poetically. I would argue the opposite, that it's un-American to not do so. There is nothing commendable about voting for a person who crapped all over the peaceful transfer of power just because you think he can get your gas prices down a nickel a gallon.
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