he's an uncle who can give you a blast
He can make a breakfast so very vast
And he's so nice, as nice as can be.
I met that guy, at half past 3.

He's so nice, he's so sweet
Here's our dear Uncle Buck
Uncle Buck, Uncle Buck
Is he quite the big star?
Uncle Buck, Uncle Buck.
Like, does he have a nice car?

I wonder what he's like
He must be sweet and very kind too.
He must be some sort of lovable fool.
He must love fun, and fooling around
This must be good, the fun has begun,
With our friend dear Uncle Buck

Uncle Buck, Uncle Buck
Is he a wonderful sight?
Uncle Buck, Uncle Buck
Is he nice or a fright?
He likes bowlin in the arcade
He loves drinking all night and day.
He sounds fun, he sounds cool.

He must be the most lovable thing
That cuddly sweet Uncle Buck
Uncle Buck, Uncle Buck
He sounds like my kind of guy
Uncle Buck
Cause he looks pretty fly.

He sure is friendly, cuddly and warm.
He looks like he could cause you no harm.
But Tia's a drama queen.
Well he can change her with his presence on screen.

That dear old Buck, he's so kind
With our friend Uncle Buck
Uncle Buck, Uncle Buck
How much dough does he spend?
Uncle Buck, Uncle Buck
is he like a best a friend?

So he's kind of not hot on trends
But he's good at makin friends
and he's really lovable now
And yet we all just saw "wow"

He must be the uncle of dreams
That dear old Uncle Buck.