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Song Parodies -> "Losing All My Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Love Is In The Air"

Original Performer:

John Paul Young

Parody Song Title:

"Losing All My Hair"

Parody Written by:

Stanley G Phani

The Lyrics

For those of us who are thinning at the top…
Losing all my hair,
it's all falling to the ground

My head is getting bare,
u can see my shiny crown

And I don't know if people notice
the way my bald patch shines
I think it could be appealing
except for the size of my ears

Losing all my hair
I comb it skilfully
Losing all my hair,
sure looks ok to me.

And I'm doing a poor job disguising
with this small tin of black spray paint
Before I go out for the evening
to ensure that I'm still in the game.

Losing all my hair
Damn I’m losing all my hair

Losing all my hair
my head looks just like my bum
Isn't really fair
that I look just like a thumb

Maybe I could get a transfusion,
some horse hair and some glue
Like the ads on the television,
that old bloke that looks 22

Losing all my hair,
Always careful never to look down
Losing all my hair
need to comb over or comb around.

And I'm not sure how long I can do this
I've had about 500 try's
It's not impressing the ladies
I'm only attracting gay guys

Losing all my hair
Losing all my hair

Losing all my hair
Yes I’m losing all my hair

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ThrilledAreWe Clinton - August 24, 2021 - Report this comment
Nice, Could clean up the shines/ears non-rhyme in the beginning , but otherwise pretty tight.

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