Gum stuck in my hair
Will I ever get it out
Gum stuck in my hair
I'll just try and wrench it, ouch !

And I'm still wonderin' how it got there
How on earth it came entwined
But it's one big hairy matted globule
And oh boy I'm in a huge bind

Gum stuck in my hair
I might have to cut it out
Gum stuck in my hair
I just wanna scream and shout

I've got a hot date with Mr Dreamboat
Don't know if I'll be right
But I just gotta get this darn gum out
Before he comes on over tonight

(Chorus)
Gum stuck in my hair
Drives me to dispair
Oh oh oh
Oh oh no

Gum stuck in my hair
How could I've been so dumb
This just isn't fair
Oh lordy what have I done

Now I'm rifling through the ol' pantry
Don't have nothing else to lose
Might try a good dab of peanut butter
And maybe that might work it loose

Gum stuck in my hair
Every piece and every strand
Now my date won't want to even know me
When he spys this matted mess

So I'm dashing off to see dear darling Regis
May he take pity on my tortured tress

(Chorus repeat x3 )
Gum stuck in my hair
Driven to dispair
Oh oh oh
Oh oh no