Song Parodies -> "Shirker Pneumonia And The Public Union Flu"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie Woogie Flu"

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"Shirker Pneumonia And The Public Union Flu"

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The Lyrics

Don't want my public pension rate to fall;
My six-figure salary's way too small!
Private sector is for losers like you;
I got the Shirker Pneumonia and the Public Union Flu.

Wanna blow off work and still get paid;
I wanna watch your little kids get laid!
All this while I'm puffing on a joint too;
I got the Shirker Pneumonia and the Public Union Flu.

You legislators tryin' to steal my perks:
I didn't vote for you; you guys are jerks!
I got a doctor's note here that tells you
I got the Shirker Pneumonia and the Public Union Flu.

We'll draw a Hitler mustache on your face;
We wanna wreck your lawn and trash your place!
Union bosses sayin' we oughtta sue;
We got the Shirker Pneumonia and the Public Union Flu.

I'm protestin' from the comfort of home;
At TV screaming with my mouth a-foam!
And, in conclusion, I hate all of you.
I got the Shirker Pneumonia and the Public Union Flu.

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