Song Parodies -> Bird Flu Pneumonia And A Dose Of New Swine Flu
| Original Song Title: | "Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Rivers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bird Flu Pneumonia And A Dose Of New Swine Flu " |
| Parody Written by: | Mark Scotti |
This is written in an "entertaining fashion", in order to bring to light how are country has to pick up the ball and get a handle on all these new diseases before they wipe us all out. I truly feel sorry for anyone suffering from either of these horrid viruses.
I have to eat but it might mean my life
Our country's standards causing too much strife
More vaccinations don't know what to do
I got the Bird Flu Pneumonia and a dose of New Swine Flu
We can't be safe all our food is so raunch
Serving hot dogs is like a missile launch
Hope Obama gets these germs all removed
I got the Bird Flu Pneumonia and a dose of New Swine Flu
Hope investigations will save the day
I contain more germs than the FDA
Keep USA safe from these mangy foods
I got the Bird Flu Pneumonia and a dose of New Swine Flu
Don't ignore problems that are not name tagged
Does Gucci make a colostomy bag?
All pitch in and find solutions to use
I got the Bird Flu Pneumonia and a dose of New Swine Flu
In the future let's not bring these germs home
Next up are locusts like the days of Rome
Our strong nation should figure out what to do
I got the Bird Flu Pneumonia and a dose of New Swine Flu
Our country's standards causing too much strife
More vaccinations don't know what to do
I got the Bird Flu Pneumonia and a dose of New Swine Flu
We can't be safe all our food is so raunch
Serving hot dogs is like a missile launch
Hope Obama gets these germs all removed
I got the Bird Flu Pneumonia and a dose of New Swine Flu
Hope investigations will save the day
I contain more germs than the FDA
Keep USA safe from these mangy foods
I got the Bird Flu Pneumonia and a dose of New Swine Flu
Don't ignore problems that are not name tagged
Does Gucci make a colostomy bag?
All pitch in and find solutions to use
I got the Bird Flu Pneumonia and a dose of New Swine Flu
In the future let's not bring these germs home
Next up are locusts like the days of Rome
Our strong nation should figure out what to do
I got the Bird Flu Pneumonia and a dose of New Swine Flu
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great work, mark .. You worked harder than me, though
especially liked the gucci line
Good one about a very unfunny subject - we just had our first case on the news last night. Now loads more on the news today & airlines trying to fly all the Brits in Mexico back home double quick
"Healthy" thanks to Malcolm, Alvin & Andy!!!
Really well composed Mark, I can actually hear Dylan singing this as only he can-- nasally. Get well soon!
I, too, LOL'd on the Gucci line - 555!!!
"Vaccinated" thanks to Jim & Leo.
And, I don't have it, but I am scared as hell of it...
Way to take a long song title and run with it..good go!
Thanks again, AFW!!
Mark, I thought I smelled a TTribuTTe coming in the next couple of weeks (bend over 'n spread 'em, dude), but "to bring to light how *are* country..." just blew it!
j/k. Great title switch... wish someone would mock the hype-scare media frenzy. Avoidance, simple: Don't sleep with pigs. 555 (sheep, of course, are Kosher-nooky -- no fools, those O.T. guys.)
j/k. Great title switch... wish someone would mock the hype-scare media frenzy. Avoidance, simple: Don't sleep with pigs. 555 (sheep, of course, are Kosher-nooky -- no fools, those O.T. guys.)
Thanks, TT!!!
This stuff is pretty nasty and nothing to "sneeze" at...
the latest non epidemic of epidemic proportions.
An innoculation of thanks to you, Malcolm!
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