Song Parodies -> Sickly Aging Man
| Original Song Title: | "Secret Agent Man" |
| Original Performer: | Johnny Rivers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sickly Aging Man" |
| Parody Written by: | John O'Gara |
There's a man who leads a life of danger
Everyone he sees - he thinks a stranger
Oh Every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't leave his bed tomorrow
Chours
Sickly aging Man, Sickly aging man, they've given you a number cause you can't remember your name
Sucking on Viagra pills one day - then lying in the ER ah the next day
Well every moves a risk - he'll slip another disc
Odds are he won't leave his bed tomorrow
Chorus
Chours
Be careful of a young girl you may meet - although she 'll make your heart appear to beat -
she'll spend your SSI - and leave you there to die
Odds are you won't leave your bed tomorrow
Chours
Everyone he sees - he thinks a stranger
Oh Every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't leave his bed tomorrow
Chours
Sickly aging Man, Sickly aging man, they've given you a number cause you can't remember your name
Sucking on Viagra pills one day - then lying in the ER ah the next day
Well every moves a risk - he'll slip another disc
Odds are he won't leave his bed tomorrow
Chorus
Chours
Be careful of a young girl you may meet - although she 'll make your heart appear to beat -
she'll spend your SSI - and leave you there to die
Odds are you won't leave your bed tomorrow
Chours
If you would like an MP 3 of me singing this parody song just send me me an email and I will forward it to you. My email is: johnogara1@comcast.net
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