Song Parodies -> I Can See Bruce Lee Now

Original Song Title:

"I Can See Clearly Now"

Original Performer:

Johnny Nash

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Can See Bruce Lee Now"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

BRUCE ALMIGHTY!!!
I can see Bruce Lee now
Straight from Hong Kong
I can see his bespectacledness
Do Kar-ate
Gone is that Jackie Chan, he's so behind
Bruce Lee's got
Fists (Fists) Fists
Fists of Fur-y
Bruce Lee's got
Fists (Fists) Fists
Fists of Fur-y

I think I can kick ass now
Entered Dragon
All of those Jujitsu lessons have well paid off
Here is the staff bow I've been eBaying for
I wanna be like
Like (Like) Like
That Bruce-y Babe

Look all around there's nothing but samurais
Kicks to the head see how that Bruce flies

He is Almighty now,
Ninjas long gone
Looking like Ar-nold from Happy Days
Gone is the Kung Foo where I lost my mind
Bruce Lee can
Fight (Fight) Fight
Tae Kwon Do-ing
Bruce Lee can
Fight (Fight) Fight
With a sword blade
Bruce Lee can
Fight (Fight) Fight
Chin-easily

(Chinese Gong)
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MrMacphisto - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Bluce Ree!!! 5,5,5
Stuart McArthur - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
well done, Matthias - I've started one to this OS, so I was keen to see how you did it - as well as being a big Bruce fan of course - 555
Matthias - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Mac & Arther Park.
Kristof.....Stalin - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
What a funky idea! 555

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