Song Parodies -> Bad Turkey
| Original Song Title: | "Cold Turkey" |
| Original Performer: | John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bad Turkey" |
| Parody Written by: | CalicoKittenMom |
Okay, its a little late for a Thanksgiving Parody, but this one came to me last night when I was listening to some John Lennon on the CD. Cant see why I never thought of this one before...
Nausea's rising
Puking is nigh
Hugging the toilet
I wanna die
My tummy is churning
So is my head
Wish that I was sleepin'
Body's like lead
Bad turkey has got me on the run
My belly is achin'
Projectile vomitin' now
Rejecting my dinner
I just cant see how
Bad turkey has got me on the run
Bad turkey has got me on the run
The door is wide open
Cant help if you peep
One thing Im sure of
I ain't gonna sleep
Bad turkey has got me on the run
Twenty-four hours
Since dinner went down
If I don't stop pukin
Baby Im gonna drown
Oh Ill be a good girl
Make it go away
I gotta stop pukin'
Long enough to say
Bad turkey has got me on the run...
Puking is nigh
Hugging the toilet
I wanna die
My tummy is churning
So is my head
Wish that I was sleepin'
Body's like lead
Bad turkey has got me on the run
My belly is achin'
Projectile vomitin' now
Rejecting my dinner
I just cant see how
Bad turkey has got me on the run
Bad turkey has got me on the run
The door is wide open
Cant help if you peep
One thing Im sure of
I ain't gonna sleep
Bad turkey has got me on the run
Twenty-four hours
Since dinner went down
If I don't stop pukin
Baby Im gonna drown
Oh Ill be a good girl
Make it go away
I gotta stop pukin'
Long enough to say
Bad turkey has got me on the run...
For everyone who ever got food poisoning over the holidays -- been there, done that!
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Really funny, I can relate. 5s
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