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Song Parodies -> "Tranny's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Annie's Song"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Tranny's Song"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

If you're wondering where the last verse comes from, have a look here
You fill up your panties with an odd sort of package
You've a big Adam's apple, your moustache is quite large
You've a six-pack and biceps that are ripping your bodice
You fill up your panties with - what is that, a barge?

Dressed up in lace, you stick out in the wrong place, you
Have a six-pack of mace, too. You lack feminine charms,
And you've got body hair, too, and it grows everywhere, too
(Must be a song in there, too) - please leave me alone

You picked up Ronaldo in a nightclub in Rio
Demanded his money, you tried on blackmail
Not a lover of football, or at least of footballers
Now what you may sense is: you're going to jail

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Kristof Robertson - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Another "I can't believe no-one's thought of this before" moments of genius, Phil....and extra kudos for adding the Ronaldo theme. 555
Peter Andersson - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Speaking of Ronaldo I've noticed that his head is no longer shaved and given a brazilian wax job... (I'm sure there's a balls joke too somewhere in that...).
John Jenkins - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent spoof of a very funny true story.
marthadtox - June 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I will have to google this story...sounds very funny Phil
Rick C - June 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I cracked up at the reference to your own parody, Phil, as well as the bodice-ripping line. 555
tim Hall - June 07, 2008 - Report this comment
alvin - June 08, 2008 - Report this comment
you had me at the title...this is hilarious
Phil Alexander - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I could have sworn I'd commented here already.. thanks, everyone
Kristof - I couldn't believe it, either. I had a look first.
Peter - and without the shaven head he's also started looking more than a little bit like Craig Charles
Martha - no need to google: the link's in the intro
Rick - it was a bit self-indulgent.. but I couldn't resist :-)
stuart mcarthur - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
lovely work Phil - 555

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