Don't have to play the same song on and on
Listening to MP3 files can't be wrong
At iTunes, you pay 99 cents a song
iPod, that's what I've enjoyed

Do you know what this is? It's an iPod, no big deal
'bout that, some of my favorite songs had a dance club feel
Scrolling through music with a flick of the click wheel
iPod, that's what I've enjoyed

Well I still had a fine useful MP3 player
Found myself a new way I can listen to Slayer
As well as Bon Jovi's Living On A Prayer
iPod, that's what I've enjoyed

Your iPod is like a personal jukebox
You'd be wanting to hear P.U.S.A.'s Cleveland Rocks
As well as Kanye West, Weird Al, and Jamie Foxx
iPod, that's what I've enjoyed

I'd play Sammy Hagar someday if I could
The hits of Van Halen wouldn't put me a bad mood
I'll play some Fergie like I know that I should
iPod, that's what I've enjoyed

Well I still had a fine useful MP3 player
Found myself a new way I can listen to Slayer
As well as the Madonna song Like A Prayer
iPod, that's what I've enjoyed

Okay, would you trade bad songs for good ones as well?
Don't wanna hear The Game of Love song by Michelle
But wanted to listen to Nature Trail To Hell
iPod, that's what I've enjoyed

You don't have to set your iPod to shuffle
Or call your best playlist with "the rough and tumble"
Dude, stick to GNR's Welcome To The Jungle
iPod, that's what I've enjoyed

Well I still had a fine useful MP3 thingy
Found myself a new way I can listen to Chingy
And even look at the funny clips from Gigli
iPod, that's what I've enjoyed

My song collection keeps on growing for days and days
I was destined to hear song parodies by Weirdo Jace
I lived a good life playing Feels So Good by Mase
My iPod, that's what I've enjoyed

My friends had taught me how to handle and use an iPod
Taught me how to work and play some tunes, what and what not
Taught me how to download that Ob La Di Ob La Da
iPod, that's what I've enjoyed

Well I still had a fine useful MP3 player
Found myself a new way I can listen to Slayer
Oh, and don't forget a song by Leo Sayer
iPod, that's what I've enjoyed
iPod, that's what I've enjoyed