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Song Parodies -> "Leaving Lotsa Sweat Stains"

Original Song Title:

"Leaving On A Jet Plane"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Leaving Lotsa Sweat Stains"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Hey...remember me! After a long, LONG hiatus, I'm back writing again..and will be hopefully submitting regularly again. This one's a bit of a try-out...:-)
Minty fresh, my breathwell-pressed, my clothes
No more verucas on my toes
My date will think I'm such a studly guy
But I'm perspiratin'what's the use?
Debilitatin'this odour of moose
Rank waterfalls from my pits make me cry

It's risky to cuddle me
When my glands act friskily
You'll get soaked with armpit overflow
I'm leavin'lotsa sweat stains
My laundry bill's a freakin' pain
Oh babeplease hold your nose

With my work shirts pasted to my back
I'm keeping Right Guard in the black
My antiperspirant regime takes hours
On a subway train, I stand alone
You can prob'ly smell me down the phone
When near me, even hobos want to show'r

Don't diss me or smirk at me
It's a disability
My libido's lost to le B.O
I'm leavin'lotsa sweat stains
Blacklisted at the gym again
At nightpit mushrooms grow

Just a chemical reaction
Weapon of musk distraction
In need of some Wind beneath my Wings
One day I might find a bride
We'll love with windows open wide
And I'd proposealready got two rings

I'm stickymalodour-y
Skin's gone green and Yoda-ry
Only real fat guys and Brad Pitt know
That leavin'constant sweat stains
And leakin' like a broken drain
Sucks likea toothless ho

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   9

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Rex - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeeha, Kristof's back and all is right with the world once again.
Paul Robinson - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe I'm reading one section to the wrong part of the song, but where your piece goes "Just a chemical reaction..." etc., I got all tied up when I tried to apply it to how I remember the song. I think that's where they go "Now it's time..." The last three lines of that section work just fine, but the first three I couldn't seem to squeeze or cajole in my head. Maybe you just needed to break up the syllables with a hyphen, I'm not sure, to me that part didn't flow well at all. The rest of the piece is good, and I recall trying to write something to this OS and I remember it being deceptively difficult to work with. Anyway, it's rare for you to be less than perfect on pacing so I'm a bit hesitant with this, but I'm going "4-5-5" here. Glad to see you haunting these virtual pages again, the prison "lifer' said to a former "bunk-mate" who is returning to his old cell for a new criminal action carried out, "It's good to see you're back again".
Johnny D - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Inspiration, in this case, is 555% perspiration!
Matthias - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome back Kristof... have a nice vacation?
alvin rhodes - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
very descriptive
Adagio - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome back and with all those waterfalls what's the use of this guy taking a shower...he can stand under his pits. Funny one!
Kristof Robertson - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you all for your votes, and for welcoming me back to the fold. Paul; I can understand why you had trouble; it's the only verse that adds an extra syllable to those lines. I had to go back to listen to Denver's version to make sure it was don't break into a sweat about it...;-) And to Matthias- I only wish it WAS a vacation, mate (if you've got a spare hour..) Thank you all!
Lionel Mertens - June 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I really laughed when I read these lines: At night... Pit mushrooms grow Sucks like a toothless ho funny stuff. 5's
Rick C - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, Kristof is back! I, for one, have missed such lovely phrases as, "Sucks like...a toothless ho" . High-fives all around.
Stuart McArthur - June 27, 2006 - Report this comment
what the? three in one day? (???) but stuff like "malodour-y/Yoda-ry" is the Kristof genius we've been missing - 555
Phil Alexander - February 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Caught this one while checking to see if my idea for this OS had already been done... apparently not, but this is a typically good offering, K: what Stu said about the malodoury/Yoda-ry line :-)

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