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Song Parodies -> "Rockies Really Suck"

Original Song Title:

"Rocky Mountain High"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Rockies Really Suck"

Parody Written by:

Greg O'Rourke

The Lyrics

About baseball's lowly Colorado Rockies
They came in in the summer of 1994
They're still bad to this day and it makes me cry
Put last game behind you but it happens all again
Only this time worse than it was yesterday

The Colorado Rockies really suck
If you're a fan of then you're outta luck
The tickets behind home plate dont even cost a buck
Rockies really suck(Colorado) Rockies really suck(Colorado)

They climbed into 4th once but then fell down again
And stayed that way for the next three seasons
And they say that they got crazy once and Traded Larry Walker
But it did not work out after long

The Colorado Rockies really suck
If you're a fan of them you're outta luck
The fans in the stands can often be heard saying fuck!
Rockies really suck(Colorado) Rockies really suck(Colorado)

Now GM's full of bullshit and their fans still know some fear
Of the season that will come to them next time
When they try to take some guys away and bring in a couple more
More losers for the big old scrap pile

The Colorado Rockies really suck
If you're a fan of them you're outta luck
They'd be better off if they started 9 ducks
Rockies really suck(Colorado) Rockies really suck(Colorado)

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Michael Pacholek - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Have you seen the standings? At this moment, the Rockies are in first place, six games over .500.
Mike Lincoln - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Umm yo Polachek... how long do u think thats gonna last?
r0>< - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Now, it's July 5 and they are in first place...
cdc78 - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Now it's July 27 and they're 6.5 games out of first. What a surprise. They're still ahead of the Dodgers, but I'm sure not for long. Rockies seem to enjoy last place the most. Just when I thought we had a good team, it looks like were back to the same old Rockies. The only difference being we've got excellent starting pitiching, but nobody can hit worth a damn. They could pull out of it, but I don't see it happening.
Jake Peavy - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
This song could be very true when you face me!
keenan - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
there going to the world series so f&%k you!!!
Fenway Girl - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I love this song! Denver rocks, but seriously guys, the Rockies SUCK!!
Jim - September 16, 2011 - Report this comment
nope. Let me guess you're a f***in Marlins fan?

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