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Song Parodies -> "Annie's Song... Sucks!"

Original Song Title:

"Annie's Song"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Annie's Song... Sucks!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Sorry to anyone who likes the musical Annie, but seriously... you have to get out more!!!
You're boring me senseless
That night at the playhouse
The god-awful plot lines
Thus I'm mocking this play
Don't need porn, No pervert
But the sleepy percussion
You're boring them senseless
Come "Gong" this Oh Man!!!

Come Avenue Q
Let me watch Fiddler On Roof
Bring me "round The Fantasticks
Jesus Christ Superstar
Let them play Sound of Music
Let us go Crazy For You
Phantom of Opera, too
Not Annie Again!!!

Since that show is strife, I "Boo!!!"
Broadway just loathes you
No "Tomorrow" Again!!!

It's boring me senseless
That play bites, it's the Bore-st
Those Countless bad sing-lines
It's a knock to the brain
It's like gore for the decent
"Bout a stinky new orphan
It's boring me senseless
No Annie Again!!!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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 5   7

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alvin rhodes - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
funny stuff
Stephen Harrington - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 555 anyway, very good.
Tommy Turtle - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thought it was going to be about Denver's OS... there's an idea for a sequel; look forward to it... 5s for this one.
Larry Hensley - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I was also thinking it was gonna be about TOS, but this was really well done too.
Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah, those stinky new orphans get way too much press, for mine, and if I EVER see that Daddy Warbucks guy again, why I'll...555
2Eagle - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I like Annie, but your parody is good anyway.

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