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Song Parodies -> "Sometimes, Head & Shoulders"

Original Song Title:

"Sunshine On My Shoulders"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Sometimes, Head & Shoulders"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Guys! Close your eyes and remember being fifteen or sixteen.....
Sometimes, Head & Shoulders makes me flake-free
Sometimes, Oxy-10 clears up the zits
Some day some near-sighted girl might take me
Somewhere dark and let me touch her ti..[PG13]

Wish I was a Brosnan, Pitt or Clooney
(Or even a deVito would suffice)
Not a pus-filled, blizzard-making loony
Whose cranium's a refuge for head lice

Dandruff on my shoulders; piles humungous
Man-stuff down my trouser leg, I hate
Bum-fluff on my chin; it looks like fungus
Worked out yet why I can't get a date?

If I had no braces or bifocals
If I weren't into Star Trek quite so much
I might not get beat up by tough locals
And some hot chick might let me see her cro..[WHOAH!!!]

Some day I'll be older and successful
Some fine times with models, drugs and booze
Right now, life is really far too stressful
SometimesI could toss my built-up shoes

SometimesI could toss my built-up shoes

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AFW - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny with a capitol "F"...A classic nerd's prayer..
Arwen - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, the whole thing made me giggle...but the getting beat up by tough locals line was my favorite...don't ask me why...but I loved it...=) Nice job, overall...
alvin rhodes - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah...sounds like my life story...wonder years, my ass....5s
carol - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
There are some good ones out there today, but imo this one should be #1. Three laughs and three 5's
MasonR - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Wacky, funny, and oh, the painful memories this brings back! 555
Rick C - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
NIcely done but, isn't most of this stuff still going on in your life, Kristof ? :-) High fives
Kristof Robertson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW: Thanks, dude- one day the nerds will rise up!
Arwen: Thanks sweetie; but my name's Kristof, not Overall..;-)
Alvin: Sounds to me like you've been there, done that, got the pocket protector
Carol: Oh, you darling! Flattery'll get you everywhere
Mason: Cheers, mate...not painful, dude: educational
Rick: Har bloody har har! :-)
Cheers, all of you!
Paul Robinson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof, Nice job...hmmm...thinking back...back...back...deep past...ARRGGHHH...that's what it was like!! Phew! And the best part was how freakin' SMART we all thought we were at the same time...HAR!!! Indeed ~ ~ ~
Johnny D - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Geeks and nerds of the world, UNITE! You have nothing to lose but your level 4 proficiency in using your magic sword throughout your career as a fighter, unless a 7th-level-magic-user casts a weapons-skill-spell upon you and you gain double proficiency on that particular weapon.
Adagio - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
That was sooo funny, Kristof!! I kind of got a hint when I read the top ads as to what this was about, besides your title. Too many funny lines to pick one out. 5's
stuart mcarthur - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
the two censored bits were LOL-funny, Kristof - and how serendipitous that humongous and fungus rhyme, and the "bifocals/tough locals" was also a killer - actually, I don't mind the placid locals, but those tough ones scare the crap out of me - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Paul: Surely not SO long ago? ;-)
JD: You dork!!! Cheers, mate ;-)
Adagio: Thanks, sweetie!
Stu: Where I live, there aren't any placid locals. Thanks for the feedback, friend!
Agrimorfee - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Nature-loving nerd John Deutschendorf Jr. (alias John Denver)would be proud.

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