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Song Parodies -> "Country Toads"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Home, Country Roads"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Denver
Parody Song Title:
"Country Toads"
Parody Written by:
J.R.
The Lyrics
An old party song that has survived almost twenty years and still brings a laugh with my friends.
Close to seven, West Virginia
Mountain Mama sits by the roadside.
Brown and ugly, warts upon her knees,
smells just like a dead skunk, blowin' in the breeze.
Country toads, run 'em down
squish them up, they turn brown.
Like a Frisbee, you can throw them
country toads, run 'em down.
After seven, Mountain Mama
hadn't noticed that the light had changed.
Now she's done it, now she's gone too far
tangled with a semi, blended with the tar.
Country toads, run 'em down
squish them up, they turn brown.
Like a Frisbee, you can throw them
country toads, run 'em down.
I heard her scream as the tires ran upon her,
a hundred miles an hour as she blends in with the tar
and as I drove I thought I saw another toad
that might of been hit yesterday,
maybe today.
Country toads, run 'em down
squish them up, they turn brown.
Like a Frisbee, you can throw them
country toads, run 'em down.
Mountain Mama sits by the roadside.
Brown and ugly, warts upon her knees,
smells just like a dead skunk, blowin' in the breeze.
Country toads, run 'em down
squish them up, they turn brown.
Like a Frisbee, you can throw them
country toads, run 'em down.
After seven, Mountain Mama
hadn't noticed that the light had changed.
Now she's done it, now she's gone too far
tangled with a semi, blended with the tar.
Country toads, run 'em down
squish them up, they turn brown.
Like a Frisbee, you can throw them
country toads, run 'em down.
I heard her scream as the tires ran upon her,
a hundred miles an hour as she blends in with the tar
and as I drove I thought I saw another toad
that might of been hit yesterday,
maybe today.
Country toads, run 'em down
squish them up, they turn brown.
Like a Frisbee, you can throw them
country toads, run 'em down.
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