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Song Parodies -> "Bluegrass Band"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Home Country Roads"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Bluegrass Band"

Parody Written by:

Lorna Pitzer

The Lyrics

Different stuff from trips
Forgot cd
Had to go back
Road construction
Among the scenery
The kmart's closed
But the sign's still up
Careful not to slide down
Side of the mountain

Bluegrass band
Take it home
As I walk the downtown
Hot air balloons
Nonstop talkers
Strange statues
Feels like home

Why's the pool closed
Went to the beach
Those winding roads
Hope you don't barf in car
Historic rocks
And really steep hills
Waterfall treasure
After a long walk

Endless views
Bad accents
And unique museums
Table tennis
View of the lake
Archery
Lucky shot

Remember waterparks
Oh those slides were so intense
Might knock your swimsuit off
Boats arcades and mini golf
Oh you eat so well
From those gas stations
Only place in town
The restaurants all seem closed

Lots of stores
Souvenirs
Historic donut shops
And my college
Yeah it's still there
Motel room's
Really large

There's fake bears
Everywhere
With real ones, wave arms, yell
Annoy your friends
With blugrass cd
It reminds you
Of your trip

Tough parking
But worth it

A huge breakfast
Roll out door

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