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Song Parodies -> "Every Martial Arts B-Movie Ever"

Original Song Title:

"Annie's Song"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Every Martial Arts B-Movie Ever"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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You beat up my father
And you beat up my brother
And you beat up my uncle
And you beat up my friends
I asked you to stop it
Then you beat up my hamster
So o.k. I'm mad now
And I'll get revenge

I started training
Did a bunch of speed punches
Did some kicks in slow motion
And a knuckle push up
Then I knew I was ready
So I searched through the country
I finally found you
And you beat me up

[hi-ya, hi-ya...]

But along came a sensei
He taught me Kung Pao
And also ToFu

I told him my story
Of how you beat my hamster
But he said I should move on
Let the past be the past
So I found inner peace then
And the next time I saw you
I said I forgive you
Then I kicked your ass

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Agrimorfee - June 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Good job Rex! But please see: !!
Jonathan - June 13, 2017 - Report this comment
you beat up an innocent hamster, you've gone too far! 5s
Rex - June 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Egad, Agrimorfee. So I read your parody in 2009 and then the concept bubbles up to the surface my brain again in 2017. You are my sensei. Thanks, Jonathan! NEVER mess with another man's hamster.

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