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Song Parodies -> "The Beagle and Woodstock"

Original Song Title:

"The Eagle and the Hawk"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"The Beagle and Woodstock"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A little song about Snoopy and Woodstock to the tune of one John Denver's shortest songs, found here.
Snoopy: Oh, I am the beagle; I sit on my doghouse
And type tales that people will clamor to buy.

Woodstock: I am Woodstock, and I have yellow feathers.
I'm so small I tumble when I try to fly.
Although I am puny, my good buddy Snoopy sees
I'm a fantastically fun little guy.

Both: We dance near that blond kid who fawns over Beethoven,
Skate on the birdbath, drink root beer in bars.
Friends since '67, we couldn't be cuter;
We may get paid peanuts, but we're the strip's stars.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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 4   1
 5   2

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Old Man Ribber - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Good Grief! This is as short and sweet a Peanuts cartoon strip. Thanks, you blockhead! Always feel free to hit me with your best Schultz! ;D
Bilbopooh - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL! Now that is a lovely little collection of Schultz-isms. 8-) Glad this Peanut-sized parody meets with your approval!
Jonathan S. - July 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Short, but sweet. 555
Bilbopooh - July 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jonathan! :)

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