Song Parodies -> "The Kung Fu Movie Is Almost Over"

Original Song Title:

"Annie's Song"

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Original Performer:

"The Kung Fu Movie Is Almost Over"

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The Lyrics

You killed off my sensei
Late last night in the forest
So right now it's payback time
My heart is filled with pain
You will get your just deserts
As I spring into motion
Because you killed my sensei
By your evil hand

I will destroy you
I will make mincemeat of you
I now hear your evil laughter
As I now flex my arms
I will use kung fu on you
Slam my school training on you
I will karate chop you
And your blood will splash red

You killed off my sensei
Your attitude is poorest
Watch my fists fly bullet time
As I fly in the air
Like a storm, feel my pressure
Like a tiger in motion
You killed off my sensei
He will be avenged!

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TJC - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Great contrast between bloody action flix jargon and schmaltzy JD OS, grasshopper!

Timmy1000 - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Great opening line and the rest followed through.

Fiddlegirl - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Echoing TJC's comments

Matthias - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment

"Sensi" was a great sub for "Senses" lol The rest of it was pretty great too!

McKludge - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment

The grammar nazi in me must state that I'm sure you meant "desserts," not "deserts."

But I agree with Matty, the first line made this parody.

Rex - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Great opening line and summary of a thousand martial arts movies.

Medemia - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment

Growing up watching Kung Fu movies, this sounds like most of them I watched. The substitution was excellent. I had a couple of places I had a hard time making the music fit with an extra syllable or two, but since I do that all of the time with mine, I saw how it fit. Good work. Here's some 5's. Don't spend them in all in one place.

bobpiecheese - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) A couple of pacing quibbles (mainly in the second verse), but overall a nice take on the overly wangsty kung-fu flicks (I presume that was the intention?). 455

Below Average Dave - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

John Denver seems to inspire simplicity, but pretty good job Agri, Overall I had no qualms with it that couldn't be worked out in a recording thanks to the nature of TOS

Agrimorfee - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment

McKludge, the reich has fallen. The term is correct as "just deserts". :) Google it.

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