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Song Parodies -> "OMG! I'm Like Totally A Valley Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Thank God! I'm A Country Boy"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"OMG! I'm Like Totally A Valley Girl"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I know that it’s hawt to be thin and petite
That betch called me ditzy just cuz I don’t eat
Let’s see if the guy would say, “She’s a treat”
Fer shur! I’m a Valley Girl

I will be no one’s wife cause housework is for quacks
You think this bod can get preggy? That’s Grody to the Max
I’d rather fool around with guys sprayed down with Axe
Fer shur! I’m a Valley Girl

I’ve got a Gucci bag cause it’s a status symbol
If you just have a purse then you are, like, too simple
While I look like I’m from GQ your fashion has you crippled
That’s right, I’m a Valley Girl

We’ll buy shoes by the ton and spend all dad’s dough
What his girl wants she gets, Don’tcha know
Sandals, boots, and pumps that show off all our toes
Are perfect for Valley Girls

I’ll show that hot guy I am no prude
Just say the magic word and you will get me nude
But I’m super turned off when you start eating food
That's gross to us Valley Girls

If there’s a person I envy it’s that Paris Hilton
My dad just has thousands while her dad has billions
Like compared to her I’m just a lame a civilian
Fer shur! I’m a Valley Girl!

Like Wow!

All the poor working class might say that I’m cruel
But it’s not my fault that they don’t have indoor pools
Get my frickin coffee you frickin Starbucks mule
Don’t mess with a Valley Girl

I’m spending all my time getting naked on the beach
Cause if I get a tan line I’m frickin gonna screech
You’d better get those pervs way out my dang reach
Life’s tough for a Valley Girl

You try a pick-up line and I’ll just say “Whatever”
Like it’s better that way than if you try being clever
But I'd never date a guy who would actually wears pleather
Too cheap for this Valley Girl

Fer Shur!!!

Always make fun of the fatties cause they “Barf Me Out”!
They will stuff their face with pizza and they have pig snouts
All I need in a day is cigarettes, no doubt
And Tic-Tacs for Valley Girls

I never went to college cause who needs to have school
I know the “Who’s Who” of Hollywood because I’m cool
It’s not what you know but who you blow to make jewels
A sluttastic Valley Girl

Now you’ve heard my story through all my Valspeak twaddle
In my future I’m like going to really be a supermodel
Put on high heals and down the catwalk I will waddle…

Heck yes! I’m a Valley Girl

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   16

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Timmy1000 - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Great use of an inane OS to send up inane valley girls. Lots of good lines and references in here - good creation in "sluttastic" - should be in the dictionary.
TJC - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Spectacular vernacular!
John Barry - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Fer shure!
Fiddlegirl - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I must say, the juxtaposition of simple country life and shallow city materialism tickles me! Frank and Moon Unit would be proud, fer sure!
Mark Scotti - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Great take on the song, Matthias! I took it on my self in my entry for the ABC (M) contest. Check it out. Fives
Matthias - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
OMG! Like totally thanks you guys! But to whoever voted "4-5-4" I'm totally about to have B.F. (You'd all like better watch out it's a betch fit!)
AFW - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
What lends this added subtle humor is the fact that it's so contrasting to Denver's conservative style, like totally..
Rex - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I had no idea you led a secret life, Matthias :-0. What a great video this would be of a valley girl singing at a hoedown.
Medemia - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, this would be so tough to sing but it reads great. I don't think I could even talk that fast. I agree with Fiddlegirl and AFW in the contrast makes it especially humorous. Great job. Like, gag me with some 5's!
Agrimorfee - July 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty funny concept...for competition though, quite a bit of minor problems for me, a if you want some details on that Matty. Totally tubular nonetheless.
Matthias - July 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee; I did write this one in a bit of a hurry, because I didn't really care for the original artist and I wanted to get a song done. However it places, it places I don't really care about John Denver that much anyways.
bobpiecheese - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Gah, Valley Girl speak makes me shudder. Great concept/contrast here, greatly paced, so, like 555! *shudder* I creep myself out sometimes...
Below Average Dave - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
It did have a rushed feeling to it BUT it was much funnier in my opinion than most of the entries this month.
DJ Blaze - August 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5O) I perfectly agree with Dave except for the fact that it was rushed. 555
Timmy1000 - August 23, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5 O) Even though I commented before, I agree on comments for the contest. When I bring up OS and try to sing along, phrasing is off in parts and it is hard to get it all in. This one is hysterically funny and covers the theme well from beginning to end.
Mark Scotti - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5O) - Second read was even funnier. Liked it...
Guy - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment

As if... this was like rushed and something it's still like way gnarly, killer, rad and totally stoked. So like here's some 5's or what-ever...
Melanie Lee - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Clever, funny, a tad rough here and there on the pacing but who cares. Thank God you're a parodist! 5-5-5!
bobpiecheese - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) See above, especially the shuddering...*shudder* Valley Girl talk really gets to me at times.
Leo Keough - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(O) This was a great idea with lots of good punchlines, but I agree that singing it would be a bit of a tongue-twister...555
Below Average Dave - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
See Above. . .I read this one not to long ago. . .
Red Ant - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Like, omg, is this cool or what? Yeah, totally cool.

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