-> "My Boss Is a Hemorrhoid"
Original Song Title:
"Thank God I'm A Country Boy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Boss Is a Hemorrhoid"
The Lyrics
Well life on my job is just watch your back
It's not the daily grind that we can't hack
Early to the desk, or you'll just get sacked
My boss is a hemmerroid
He's an arrogant prick, and he means to do harm
Gotta gun in my desk, and I gotta rearm
The door to my office needs a silent alarm
My boss is a hemorrhoid
Chorus:
Well he jokes that my wife looks funny in the middle
When as he yells in your face you get lots of his spittle
He makes your life seem very very little
My boss is a hemorrhoid
Well we work real hard til the suns gettin low
My day is now ending and I'm startin to go
The jerk shouts out with another low blow
My boss is a hemorrhoid
Well I'd smack him once or twice every day if I could
But the law and my wife said that's not very good
I should shoot him like a deer, strap him to the hood
My boss is a hemorrhoid
Chorus:
He makes my work life hell, and he's always in the middle
His quality of life gives us very very little
Maybe cook him in a pot and give the dog some vittles
My boss is a hemorrhoid
Well if I had his life I wouldn't be a fool
I wouldn't treat my workers like a big bunch of fools
I'd give them all raises for following the rules
My boss is a hemorrhoid
I'd give them all use of his black limousine
I'd earn their respect by knowin what they mean
And if he worked for me he'd get a lot less green
My boss is a hemorrhoid
Chorus:
Well his anger all around is like some kind of riddle
Like to hit him in the head with a cast iron griddle
Take a knife to his head and just start to whittle
My boss is a hemorrhoid
Well I'll whittle on his head till he is a new man
And he listens to our words, not a flash in the pan
A life in our office just the way we planned
My boss is a hemorrhoid
Chorus:
Well our fantsies now just get us very little
He'll be a prick to the end and there's nothing in the middle
Just deal with his crap but keep dreamin of the whittle
My boss is a hemorrhoid
My boss is a hemorrhoid
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How Funny: | 4.9 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.9 | |
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