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Song Parodies -> "Becc And Ryland"
Original Song Title:
"Chuck and Diane"
Original Performer:
John Cougar
Parody Song Title:
"Becc And Ryland"
Parody Written by:
Callmelovelorn
The Lyrics
Ive posted almost an entire album worth of songs about this disappointing encounter I had with a woman named Becca on an internet dating site .. who apparently led me on for about four hours only to cyber ghost me in the blink of an eye. This was the first one I ever did, but never posted it
Little ditty about Becc and Ryland
Two boomer aged kids seeking love .. in the 'net land
Becc gotta be the Chat Box Queen
Ryland's dilletante in Becca's scene
Typing in a comment box at Seniorpeoplemeet
Ryland just made Becca laugh
He made a joke about ED
Becca says, "Hey Ryland, let get us a Marriot Suite"
Bring along that Viag Blue
And we'll slip beneath the sheets
Oh yeah, love comes on
Long after the pain of that first love is gone
Oh yeah love comes on
Long after the pain of the lost love is gone
Becca texts back, collects her thoughts for the evening
Setting me up, doing her best Red Queen
Well now then, Ryland
We had ourselves an interesting evening
But hey, Ry Baby, you just aint the man for me
Oh Yeah, life goes on
Long after the pain that your new love is gone
Oh Yeah, life goes on
Long after pain that her blue eyes are gone
Oh shrug it off, with the punches roll
May the cruelest fates never scar your soul*
Hold on to first love as hard as you can
Twists of fate come around
May not find it again
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the hope for a new love is gone
Oh yeah, life drags on
Long after the hope for a new love is gone
Little ditty about Becc and Ryan
Two boomer kids in a love wasteland
Two boomer aged kids seeking love .. in the 'net land
Becc gotta be the Chat Box Queen
Ryland's dilletante in Becca's scene
Typing in a comment box at Seniorpeoplemeet
Ryland just made Becca laugh
He made a joke about ED
Becca says, "Hey Ryland, let get us a Marriot Suite"
Bring along that Viag Blue
And we'll slip beneath the sheets
Oh yeah, love comes on
Long after the pain of that first love is gone
Oh yeah love comes on
Long after the pain of the lost love is gone
Becca texts back, collects her thoughts for the evening
Setting me up, doing her best Red Queen
Well now then, Ryland
We had ourselves an interesting evening
But hey, Ry Baby, you just aint the man for me
Oh Yeah, life goes on
Long after the pain that your new love is gone
Oh Yeah, life goes on
Long after pain that her blue eyes are gone
Oh shrug it off, with the punches roll
May the cruelest fates never scar your soul*
Hold on to first love as hard as you can
Twists of fate come around
May not find it again
Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after the hope for a new love is gone
Oh yeah, life drags on
Long after the hope for a new love is gone
Little ditty about Becc and Ryan
Two boomer kids in a love wasteland
*Not really my story, but the thing that broke up the marriage of this Becca woman really was dreadful
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