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Song Parodies -> "Blubber Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Wonder Woman TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

John Bahler

Parody Song Title:

"Blubber Woman"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Blubber Woman, Blubber Woman
All you do is food consume
Gross us out, make a mess

In your sweats so wide,
Massive ass is double-sized
Elephants throw peanuts at YOU
(At the zoo)!

Blubber Woman, Blubber Woman
Buffets live in fear of you,
and the finite supply of their foods!

Swallow drumsticks whole,
Devour piles of mashed potatoes,
Drink the gravy bowel...

Blubber Woman,
Plate is piled-up like a tower, Blubber Woman
Need a shopping cart for your fast food
Drive up load your trunk for you!

Eating hot and cold,
Round the clock we're told
Take off your shirt,
Let those rolls unfold!

Blubber Woman, Blubber Woman
600 pounder, Blubber Woman!!!

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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Jerome - March 14, 2017 - Report this comment
This is phat!
Bradley - March 14, 2017 - Report this comment
111 eggnogs. Fatness isn't only a woman's issue.
Peter Andersson - March 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey! Stop picking on my mom! :-)
Rob Arndt - March 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! To Bradley, this is a parody of Wonder Woman so the character is female, And you can stop with the SJW nonsense. Obesity, like toilet humor and other non-PC materials comes standard here. Who hasn't written about fatness? About the eggnog. So what? Millions drink it during the holidays. Are they all obese? Nope. Btw, you can 1-bomb all you want. I'm not affected.
Rob Arndt - March 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey Jon, did you miss this one? You know all the superhero tv theme show songs, right?
More fat women than men - March 14, 2017 - Report this comment
http://www.medicaldaily.com/obesity-america-womens-health-prevention-388841?amp=1
Rob Arndt - March 14, 2017 - Report this comment
From "Family Guy":
https://youtu.be/XWdik29MTrE
Jeff - March 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Morbid obesity is a "weighty" issue! Heh, heh...
Marty McFly - March 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Doc, this is heavy!
Jonathan - March 16, 2017 - Report this comment
nah man, I didn't miss this one. I voted, just hadn't commented. however, now I'll say that Bradley's comment wad really predictable. the least these people can do, if they're going to insult y(our) choice to drink eggnog, is be a little more creative with it! 5s, BTW.

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