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Song Parodies -> "Blubber Woman"
Original Song Title:
"Wonder Woman TV Theme Song"
Original Performer:
John Bahler
Parody Song Title:
"Blubber Woman"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Blubber Woman, Blubber Woman
All you do is food consume
Gross us out, make a mess
In your sweats so wide,
Massive ass is double-sized
Elephants throw peanuts at YOU
(At the zoo)!
Blubber Woman, Blubber Woman
Buffets live in fear of you,
and the finite supply of their foods!
Swallow drumsticks whole,
Devour piles of mashed potatoes,
Drink the gravy bowel...
Blubber Woman,
Plate is piled-up like a tower, Blubber Woman
Need a shopping cart for your fast food
Drive up load your trunk for you!
Eating hot and cold,
Round the clock we're told
Take off your shirt,
Let those rolls unfold!
Blubber Woman, Blubber Woman
600 pounder, Blubber Woman!!!
All you do is food consume
Gross us out, make a mess
In your sweats so wide,
Massive ass is double-sized
Elephants throw peanuts at YOU
(At the zoo)!
Blubber Woman, Blubber Woman
Buffets live in fear of you,
and the finite supply of their foods!
Swallow drumsticks whole,
Devour piles of mashed potatoes,
Drink the gravy bowel...
Blubber Woman,
Plate is piled-up like a tower, Blubber Woman
Need a shopping cart for your fast food
Drive up load your trunk for you!
Eating hot and cold,
Round the clock we're told
Take off your shirt,
Let those rolls unfold!
Blubber Woman, Blubber Woman
600 pounder, Blubber Woman!!!
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This is phat!
111 eggnogs. Fatness isn't only a woman's issue.
Hey! Stop picking on my mom! :-)
Thanks guys! To Bradley, this is a parody of Wonder Woman so the character is female, And you can stop with the SJW nonsense. Obesity, like toilet humor and other non-PC materials comes standard here. Who hasn't written about fatness? About the eggnog. So what? Millions drink it during the holidays. Are they all obese? Nope. Btw, you can 1-bomb all you want. I'm not affected.
Hey Jon, did you miss this one? You know all the superhero tv theme show songs, right?
http://www.medicaldaily.com/obesity-america-womens-health-prevention-388841?amp=1
From "Family Guy":
https://youtu.be/XWdik29MTrE
https://youtu.be/XWdik29MTrE
Morbid obesity is a "weighty" issue! Heh, heh...
Doc, this is heavy!
nah man, I didn't miss this one. I voted, just hadn't commented. however, now I'll say that Bradley's comment wad really predictable. the least these people can do, if they're going to insult y(our) choice to drink eggnog, is be a little more creative with it! 5s, BTW.
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