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Song Parodies -> "Jockey Countin' Pay"
Original Song Title:
"Rocky Mountain Way"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Joe Walsh
Parody Song Title:
"Jockey Countin' Pay"
Parody Written by:
Jim Rotondo
The Lyrics
Dedicated to this Saturday's 2017 Kentucky Derby winner.
At the Race Track
Jockey Countin’ Pay,
Couldn’t get much smaller.
Won the last heat
Typical Horseplay,
Glad he wasn’t taller.
And he won by a long shot
Photo finish by a nose.
Cause the Jockey Countin’ Pay
I know it sounds cliché cash flows.
Whoa-oh-oh.
Well he’s racin’ in dirt
And he’s racin’ in grass
Allergies everyday.
Just another Derby.
The grandstands are packed
Spectators loaded
Hey there goes Tina Fey.
Tina calls him Herbie.
And we don’t need the actress
Pryin’ for the Jockey’s dough, uh huh.
Jockey Countin’ Pay
A handicap away from Show.
Yeah-ah-ah.
Jockey Countin’ Pay,
Couldn’t get much smaller.
Won the last heat
Typical Horseplay,
Glad he wasn’t taller.
And he won by a long shot
Photo finish by a nose.
Cause the Jockey Countin’ Pay
I know it sounds cliché cash flows.
Whoa-oh-oh.
Well he’s racin’ in dirt
And he’s racin’ in grass
Allergies everyday.
Just another Derby.
The grandstands are packed
Spectators loaded
Hey there goes Tina Fey.
Tina calls him Herbie.
And we don’t need the actress
Pryin’ for the Jockey’s dough, uh huh.
Jockey Countin’ Pay
A handicap away from Show.
Yeah-ah-ah.
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