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Song Parodies -> "B. Bob"
Original Song Title:
"J Jump"
Original Performer:
Joe Raposo
Parody Song Title:
"B. Bob"
Parody Written by:
Bitter Bob
The Lyrics
B. Bob’s bitter, blamin’ is he
Belligerence brings him joy
B. Bob’s brilliant, can’t bear to be
Blown off by bums, what a berry big boy
Bingo bango b*tch, buy you some balls
Big B bawling, bashing, brawling
B. Bob’s bitter, bumbles around
He’s the backdoor bang for the Barney-est gang in town
***Brief break as Bob brags boorishly bout being the best but bellyaches bout being belittled by boneheaded bozos***
Bad behavior, Bob’s broken brain
Big B’s boring, Bud we snoring
B. Bob burns make him beg for a belt
But he can’t really b*tch cause he brought this sh*t on himself
Belligerence brings him joy
B. Bob’s brilliant, can’t bear to be
Blown off by bums, what a berry big boy
Bingo bango b*tch, buy you some balls
Big B bawling, bashing, brawling
B. Bob’s bitter, bumbles around
He’s the backdoor bang for the Barney-est gang in town
***Brief break as Bob brags boorishly bout being the best but bellyaches bout being belittled by boneheaded bozos***
Bad behavior, Bob’s broken brain
Big B’s boring, Bud we snoring
B. Bob burns make him beg for a belt
But he can’t really b*tch cause he brought this sh*t on himself
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B-E-A-utiful! Nice to meet you meet you Bitter Bob! Hope you stick around and play some more rounds with us!
Briefly, both bountiful but belligerant. Big bellweather. 555
Alright Bob/Rob - you're playing nice here, let it B so for future OWNs too and we'll C.
Not play nice? Moi? Why, you make it sound like I’m not the most upstanding, well-regarded member of this fine community. Also, no idea who this “Rob” guy is, but if you’re confusing me with him, he must be UNBELIEVABLE
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