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Song Parodies -> "I Hate AOL"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock n' Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate AOL"

Parody Written by:

Sean Peters

The Lyrics

(Intro)

I started it up on my cool PC
I thought the this thing was free
Hit the sign in key
Then it froze up on me...

I could tell I wouldn't have it long, not long, no way
I could tell I wouldn't have it long, not long, no way
Now I'm singing

I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'm gonna get FireFox, maybe

OWW!

It finally started up, this damn thing
Tried to check my mail but it's still the same
It froze up on me again
I'm going to kill it now...

Started spazing out on me, spaz out, damn it
Started spazing out on me, spaz out, damn it
Now I'm singing

I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'll get that thing called Safari

OWW!

(Solo)


It froze up on me again
I'm going to kill it now...

Started spazing out on me, spaz out, damn it
And it's uninstalling now and I'll get something that is free
Now I'm singing

(No guitar)
I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'm gonna get FireFox, maybe
(Guitar)

I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'll get that thing called Safar-

I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'm gonna get FireFox, may-

I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'll get that thing called Safar-

I hate AOL
Uninstall this thing on my PC now
I hate AOL
So now I'm gonna get FireFox, maybe
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Tim Mayfield - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
What? Is AOL still in business?? Hmm.
I am glad I was never tempted to try AOL, the "Alternative" to being online. :-)
2Eagle - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
AOLhell.
Ann Hammond - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
oh yeah!
LittleCupCakes - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
~JJ~ had AOL . . . I do miss the sound of the thing starting up . . . Yeah, I love sound effects; I watched too much Three Stooges !
Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment
You hate AOL? Join the club.

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